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A Hold My Hair contest.

It's the professional left with drift glass and blue gal.

At tip, Mark Marin.

Yeah, that was a very funny episode of Mark Maron with the hold, hold my hair.

But yeah, this debate is going to be a hold my hair contest, at least for me.

We'll get to that in a minute.

The hold your hair thing is you drink until you puke on purpose. Yeah, on purpose. And then you and hold your hair. Hold her hair. Hold her hair.

That's what we're looking forward to. So buckle in, folks. We have a show note to let everyone

know that next week, we will be recording the podcast on Friday.

The reason being that Thursday night is John Stewart's last night and also the night of the Republican debate.

And we want to make sure that we get all of that in live and, you know, immediate.

So that we'll have a lot.

I don't think we'll have to do any show notes, actually.

We'll just kind of just be an hour of me singing Danny Boy.

Right.

But it is interesting to me that when your opponents publicize your debate and say, everybody has to watch this.

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