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CERTIFIED MAMA'S BOY with Steve Kramer

EP. 295: His (Stolen) Wedding Vows

CERTIFIED MAMA'S BOY with Steve Kramer

Steve Kramer

Comedy, Society & Culture

4.9 • 1.1K Ratings

🗓️ 1 June 2021

⏱️ 46 minutes

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0:00.0

How would you feel if you found out that your wedding vows were completely plagiarized?

0:04.8

Right? Like, this is too having to hold for death to us part and everything that I'm saying

0:10.8

is completely stolen off the internet. She just found this out. Now she's not know how to feel,

0:14.8

but you gotta hear the whole situation and she'll explain it to you today with asking my mom,

0:19.6

welcome back by the way. Hi, my name's Kramer and I am proud to admit that I am a Mama's boy.

0:25.5

Not just any Mama's boy. You're a certified Mama's boy. And this is the certified Mama's boy podcast.

0:34.4

Yeah, day off yesterday thought nice had four days off technically. It was really nice. Thanks

0:39.1

for allowing us to have a couple days off to just have some downtime. It was a nice reminder of how

0:44.8

important downtime is. And I mean, I haven't had a vacation. The last vacation I took was a long

0:50.4

weekend over to Sedona. That's not true. I went to Costa Rica with my brother in February after I

0:55.6

got let go. I forgot let go. And it was good for me. It was nice. It was nice to be back in

0:59.8

just some type of normality with other humans. Even if it is Floridians, that's a joke doll I

1:04.9

afford listeners. Fucking to show. Three principles live, laugh, love your mom. We live our lives out

1:11.6

loud. We laugh a lot. We love my mom. My co-host Nancy Yancy. Hi, mom. Hi, honey.

1:17.4

You know, they say you turn into your parents and it's like you slowly see yourself do it over time

1:23.2

and it just gets progressively. Uh oh. Or as time goes on, well, here I am the week of my 38th birthday.

1:29.3

And I've never been more like Jimmy Mac. Oh, no. Oh, no. Is this had to do with driving?

1:37.1

Yeah. Well, not going to save it more of the rental car process. So welcome back to the week,

1:42.6

by the way, we took yesterday off. We were over and I was over in Florida for a couple of days,

1:47.5

just enjoying and actually getting up my first vacation. Like they didn't bring that microphone.

1:51.2

I didn't bring anything. It's from me. Didn't bring my dog. Got a dog sitter. Nothing. No

1:57.0

responsibilities. I didn't return one work email. It was great. It was a great trip, by the way.

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