Ep. #294: You Can Never Come Home Again
The Doug Stanhope Podcast
All Things Comedy
4.8 • 2.2K Ratings
🗓️ 16 January 2019
⏱️ 118 minutes
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Summary
We had a great time at the [Flamingo Marina Resort](https://bit.ly/2RST9LN), Playa Flamingo, Costa Rica and highly suggest a stay there - [https://bit.ly/2RST9LN](https://bit.ly/2RST9LN)
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Recorded Jan 15th 2019 at the FunHouse in Bisbee, AZ with Doug Stanhope (@DougStanhope), Jobi from [DeathPool](https://www.dougstanhopescelebritydeathpool.com/) (@DSCDPAdmin), Chad Shank (@hdfatty), Bingo (@bingobingaman), and Ggreg Chaille (@gregchaille). Produced and Edited by Chaille.
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[Muddy Bears](https://www.facebook.com/MuddyBears/) are one of Doug's favorite candies. They sent us a bunch for mentioning them so we suggest you try them yourself. They seem like a pretty cool outfit. - [https://www.facebook.com/MuddyBears/](https://www.facebook.com/MuddyBears/)
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LINKS -
Doug's Costa Rica Reading List:
“[The Devil's Highway: A True Story](https://amzn.to/2QS37Zt)” by Luis Albert Urrea - [https://amzn.to/2QS37Zt](https://amzn.to/2QS37Zt)
“[Yellow Kid Weil: The Autobigraphy of America's Master Swindler](https://amzn.to/2sy1tSJ)” - [https://amzn.to/2sy1tSJ](https://amzn.to/2sy1tSJ)
“[The Sellout: A Novel](https://amzn.to/2sw9OGM)” by Paul Beatty - [https://amzn.to/2sw9OGM](https://amzn.to/2sw9OGM)
“[American Prison](https://amzn.to/2RSRNAH)” by Shane Bauer - [https://amzn.to/2RSRNAH](https://amzn.to/2RSRNAH)
Check out [Chad's Twitch feed](Twitch.tv/HD_Fatty) – [Twitch.tv/HD_Fatty](Twitch.tv/HD_Fatty)
Henry's Phillip's Cookbook - “[Henry's Kitchen: A Cookbook](https://amzn.to/2SYaz78)” -[https://amzn.to/2SYaz78](https://amzn.to/2SYaz78)
We like what they are doing over at [http://www.FIRRP.org](http://www.FIRRP.org) - Check it out
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Transcript
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| 0:00.0 | You're listening to the Doug Stanhope podcast |
| 0:10.6 | No, no, no, no, we're back. Just call me queer back. |
| 0:17.6 | Queer back mountain. We're back after what seems like an extended. At some point |
| 0:28.7 | a couple of weeks ago, I was going through my closet, clean and shit or |
| 0:34.8 | folding shit, doing something that I thought needed to be done rather than |
| 0:39.3 | anything creative. I saw some article of clothing that I always I never |
| 0:45.4 | give to the thrift store a shirt or something that I go, I never wear that but |
| 0:49.4 | it's a it'd be great for Costa Rica. And I folded a few more things and I go, why am I |
| 0:58.2 | not in Costa Rica because a football because people who miss me for football, |
| 1:03.3 | the handful of people that come over for football are the handful of people in |
| 1:08.6 | town that the original football crew, the handful, the five fingers of we |
| 1:15.6 | don't own a television. Can we come over and watch the packers? I'm gonna and I |
| 1:20.8 | called Chaley who always has shit to do. And I go, can you think of any reason |
| 1:26.6 | we're not in Costa Rica right now? And or anywhere for that matter? Well, you're |
| 1:31.2 | forgetting one point. I don't know if you're getting to this, but it was |
| 1:34.9 | January 2nd and we just had about six inches of snow dump, which only takes an |
| 1:40.1 | afternoon to get rid of, but it was two days of snow. It was cool. We had a few. Yeah, |
| 1:44.7 | three days. Yeah. So, uh, Chaley said, uh, nope. So you're inspired to vacation by |
| 1:54.6 | laundry? Yes, basically. And the fact that Chaley, I already called Bingo, I |
| 2:00.9 | know Bingo doesn't have a full-eye teen or a little bit. So Chaley said, yeah, sure. |
| 2:10.8 | You go hang on and I get on the computer. I checked, uh, I checked Tahiti, which |
| 2:20.4 | I've never been. I still want to go, but it seems like it's kind of a pain in the |
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