In a breaking scandal of Titanic proportions, a 2002 interview has come to light.

In which Vice President Mike Pence says he will not dine alone with a woman who is not his wife

and does not go to events where alcohol is served unless his wife is present.

The left erupted with outrage at the news that Pence took steps to avoid being unfaithful to the woman he loves.

Some compared Pence to a Muslim, though being a Muslim is of course fine,

but Pence is worse, not to say Muslims are bad, but something something something.

As one Twitter leftist put it, quote,

it's very important that I comment angrily on the personal lives of people I dislike.

Otherwise, I'd have to confront the fact that my own life is a meaningless vortex of anger and loneliness

that compels me to spread the same leftist values that have made me so terribly terribly unhappy.

Unquote.

Feminists of course were particularly bitter and outraged about the remark.

They were also bitter and outraged before the remark, during the remark and after the remark.

As prominent feminist commentator Shrily Mizrabo told the cats in her partially furnished studio apartment,

quote,

it's offensive to women to think that just because one of us sits down to have dinner with Mike Pence,

she would want to run her hands through his authoritative silver hair and gaze deeply into his steely brown eyes

while sort of accidentally touching his muscular calf with her stocking foot.

And confessing that sometimes she secretly wishes some powerful man would come along and rescue her

from the drab emptiness of her own misguided philosophy. Unquote.

Journalists also joined what NPR called the quote,

Mike Pence misogyny debate. The journalist felt the conversation wasn't quite as stupid and shallow as it could be,

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