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Jordan, Jesse, GO!

Ep. 293: Van Damme Studies

Jordan, Jesse, GO!

Jesse Thorn

Comedy, Society & Culture, Tv & Film

4.83.5K Ratings

🗓️ 30 September 2013

⏱️ 80 minutes

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Summary

Jordan and Jesse go at it alone today and talk about Jordan's recent "dad" audition, a new Ed Begley Jr. movie, and heartthrobs from the past.

Transcript

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0:00.0

give a little time for the child within you don't be afraid to be young and

0:05.2

free onto the locks and throw away the keys and take coffee shoes and sex and

0:09.8

run you it's Jordan Jesse go I'm Jesse Thorne America's radio sweetheart Jordan

0:15.1

Morris boy detective beautiful day in Los Angeles just doing a quick check in

0:19.1

here Jordan it's a beautiful day in Los Angeles the son what do you think 72 73

0:24.9

74 Jordan 75 was a high of 90 today really the high today was 90 degrees

0:32.2

you're telling me that as we record this I'm looking at 4 4 20 what are we

0:39.4

doing in this what are we doing in this hot box oh yeah we're taking

0:46.5

I think I'm gonna say 70 eight yeah yeah maybe even 80 what do I know I was

0:58.9

saying 74 Jordan who what a chump Jesus cry feel like a real dick bag it for

1:05.9

good reason Jordan yeah for good reason I I I am ready for this to be done

1:11.6

mm-hmm but it looks like it's gonna be look like fall is the extreme heat yeah I

1:16.4

feel like yeah I feel like it's been done for a little while though maybe we

1:19.2

have a different tolerance for heat yeah I think we also live in different

1:22.6

parts of Los Angeles sure I live in a warmer part of Los Angeles mm-hmm I think

1:27.2

just my sort of sensuality brings it up a couple of extra degrees that's true

1:30.9

you're Latin heritage yes oh gosh I know I am I'm ready for I'm ready for a

1:41.3

thumbnail vibe yeah just a general automaton well the pumpkin spice latte is

1:45.9

back if you tried that I don't know I did put some pumpkin spice it uses a

1:51.5

steak rub oh there you go which is pretty awesome though sure it's a sort of

1:56.2

pre-autominal because I was still kind of it was kind of a false steak still

2:00.1

cooking out yeah you know it's like it's a it's an Indian summer type thing

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