Ep 292: You Deliver Babies, I Deliver Pizzas
This Is Important
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4.9 • 10.1K Ratings
🗓️ 31 March 2026
⏱️ 60 minutes
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Summary
Today, this is what's important:
Surgery, weight loss, google glasses, bear cubs, swimming, the Olympics, St. Patrick’s day, & more.
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| 0:00.0 | Welcome to This Is Important, a production of Iheart Radio, the show where we talk about what's obviously most critically, crucially important. |
| 0:12.3 | Today on This Is Important. |
| 0:14.5 | This guy's right lung is a hot dog factory. |
| 0:18.4 | If I'm going to drink, I want to have 11 drinks. |
| 0:22.7 | Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to the future. |
| 0:28.5 | Let's go. |
| 0:32.0 | And I'm feeling good. |
| 0:39.3 | And I'm feeling good. That'll wake you up. Good. |
| 0:42.3 | And I'm feeling. Good morning. |
| 0:46.3 | Yes, good morning. |
| 0:48.3 | Hello fellow machos. |
| 0:51.3 | What is up, guys. |
| 0:53.3 | Welcome back. Buenos Dias. Welcome back, y'all. Hey, guys, what's going on with you? What's going on with you? It's life in the fastling, brother. You know how it is. Thank you for asking. I never know when you're joking, but this feels genuine. It does. It feels very real. My dad has a new lung. |
| 1:10.8 | I have things I want to unpack. |
| 1:11.9 | Wait. |
| 1:12.4 | Okay, let's unpack that. |
| 1:13.9 | Endurs, if you could shut up for a second. |
| 1:16.1 | Adam would like to go first. |
| 1:17.6 | Hey, how are you? |
| 1:18.5 | My dad has a lung. |
| 1:20.6 | Well, you guys didn't say anything. |
| 1:21.9 | I asked how you were. |
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