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🗓️ 26 January 2022
⏱️ 98 minutes
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0:00.0 | You know how they say Tony the tiger that he was the one and only tiger |
0:22.2 | Who is ever said that he's the one that was singing the song he went I would only tiger with the one and only taste. It's not true |
0:30.2 | Hey, amen way more. Hey, amen. I think you're like the way you taste. Oh |
0:37.4 | You taste good. That's what you're yummy. You're a tasty little. You know how I taste this is the bottle I peed in last week |
0:43.5 | No, he washed it out like a good boy. Take a sip. It's a sip go. Oh, that's how hydrate is he just goes again |
0:50.6 | Give me one. You know what's funny? That's about the that's about the color of the pee |
0:56.8 | No, I don't really I want I want you guys to know that the last time I got a blood test about eight months ago |
1:03.9 | The doctor said you have some of the best functioning kidneys I have ever seen really yes one time |
1:10.4 | I got an ultrasound on my heart and she said you have the arch of the week |
1:15.4 | What |
1:17.4 | Like a soul count your heart arch. Yeah arch of the week |
1:21.9 | And she just complimented it and I was like oh, that's so nice. Yeah, my heart is very attractive |
1:26.8 | But then I was like the week |
1:29.0 | Wait, is it a compliment? No, it sounds like an insult. No, it was the best arch |
1:32.7 | She said that's all of your heart. Oh of the week |
1:37.8 | Not that he's so weak |
1:39.8 | I thought she pulled up the heart. She's like I know it's content brand |
1:44.0 | So it is it should you have heard to say that if she's had like three patients that week |
1:48.4 | That's what I'm saying so |
1:50.4 | Fuck yourself. Give you a little gold star lady. Yeah, it's such a good heart. Welcome to the yard by the way |
1:57.0 | Welcome back. You might be wondering what you just watched earlier before we started |
2:01.0 | That's actually a real estate commercial that my dad was in because he knew a guy who he like sold real estate |
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