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Mike and Tom Eat Snacks

Ep 29 - Take 5

Mike and Tom Eat Snacks

Realm

Tom, Ian, Eat, Comedy, Cavanagh, Snacks, Black, Michael

4.71.6K Ratings

🗓️ 8 August 2011

⏱️ 38 minutes

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Take 5 Candy Bars (Visit matescast.com for more snacking)

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0:00.0

What is the

0:10.0

Ding, ding, ling, ling, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding.

0:38.6

What is that? It's the intro to Obla di Obla da by the Beatles. Oh, yes, yes, yes. I'm not as familiar with that group as I am with some. Mike and Tom eat snacks, Mike and Tom eat snacks, Mike. And Tom eats snacks, Mike and Tom eat snacks. Is that still the Beatles? Yeah, yeah, they sang Mike and Time Eat Snacks.

0:39.4

They did a great job.

0:39.7

Yep.

1:11.6

When you punch up on the thing, the first one that comes up on the Google is us. And the second thing is the Beatles. Uh-huh. Well, that makes sense. Because we are more popular than Jesus. No, we're more popular than the Beatles. Well, the Beatles were also more popular than Jesus. No, we were more popular than the Beatles, not Jesus. I like the fact that 17 seconds and you're bringing John Lennon up. You are kind of like John Lennon. In many ways. In this group, you're John Lennon. Who are you? Ringo, I guess. I like to think of myself as... Maybe Pete Sheridan.

1:27.2

Billy Preston. Oh, I like that. Not bad, right? I like to think of you as Billy Preston. Welcome to Mike and Billy eat snacks. God damn. No, Mike and Billy eats snacks. It would have been Billy and Tom eat snacks. Yeah, it would be Mike and Billy. It would have been Bates. That's why I'm Ringo.

1:27.9

Right.

1:28.4

Thank you.

1:44.7

We reached into the grab bag this week on Mike and Tom eat snacks with myself, Michael Ian Black. I'm myself in Tom Cameron. You know, one of the things I feel like we need to acknowledge is that a lot of viewers, and, you know, whether or not they're viewers, I don't know. But they... They're not viewers. Are they? They're not. Thank you for clarifying. You're welcome.

1:48.5

They have been sending us snacks here at Mates Worldwide Headquarters at 345 Hudson Street,

1:57.5

9th floor, New York, New York, 10014. And, you know, it's been fantastic to come

2:06.5

to come to the office every day as we do, to do our research, to do our R&D, to do our marketing,

2:13.6

to do all the things that we need to do to put this podcast together for you.

2:17.8

The behind the scenes, invisible things that happen that allow this podcast to happen.

2:22.8

We both have adjoining corner offices.

2:26.4

It's a very thin building.

2:28.7

Yes.

2:29.3

And, you know, we send Ian out for coffee.

2:33.9

We send Ian out for tea. We send Ian out for tea.

2:36.1

We send Ian out.

2:37.4

We send Ian out.

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