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Hello, internet. If I sound a little bit different, it's because I'm recording this from my

headphone microphone in the relax zone of the South Korean International Airport.

I'm returning from vacation, and basically if I don't do this now, the episode won't get up on Monday. So before today's episode begins, I first wanted to thank everyone who has sent pictures of them wearing their wizard on shirts. You guys all look amazing. I'm glad that you like the shirts, and also that I didn't screw up mailing them to you. If you guys want a shirt, you can still get them.

Just got to be a $10 patron on patreon.com slash potterless. And speaking of Patreon, I have a new policy that I'm doing with the Patreon funds. So what I've decided to do is that at the end of every month, for every patron that we have, I will donate a dollar to a charitable cause. I figured it's just something we could do as a team to help people in need. So last month, we had 52 patrons, and I

donated $52 to Puerto Rico hurricane relief funds just because it's something that they really

could use help for. And I know it's not a monumental amount of money, but I think it's just a cool

thing that we could do as a potterless team. So if you do become a patron, now you will help donate to people in need. So you get bonus content, you help people out. What's not to love? And speaking of Patreon, we have new patrons to welcome. So shout out to Casey McCoy and Marie Ziegler, and a huge shout-out to Alexander Stark, who joins the producer-level team of Andreas, Vicky, Aaron,

Erica Calvin, Michael, Sad shout-out to Alexander Stark, who joins the producer-level team of Andreas, Vicky, Aaron, Erica, Calvin,

Michael, Sadie, Emily, Shondra, Jessie, Maggie,

Natalie, Deborah, Daisy Clow, Michael, and Sean,

whose flights are never delayed.

So without further ado, let's get into this next episode

of Potterless, Part 2 with Zach Valenti, covering Chapter 17 through 19 of Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix.

Hello, Internet.

Welcome back to another episode of Potterless, the journey of a 25-year-old man reading Harry Potter for the first time.

My name is Mike Schubert, and I am joined again by voice actor of both Doug Eiffle, as well as... Well, he has so many names, but I guess Dr. Hilbert is the most common one.

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