Ep. 29: Hot Tubbin' with Ashkon
Jordan, Jesse, GO!
Jesse Thorn
4.8 • 3.5K Ratings
🗓️ 9 July 2007
⏱️ 85 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | Kill a little time for the child within you |
| 0:02.7 | Don't be afraid to be young and free |
| 0:05.3 | Under the locks and throw away the keys |
| 0:07.7 | And take coffee shoes and sex and run you |
| 0:10.2 | I'm Jesse Thorn, America's radio sweetheart |
| 0:12.8 | And I'm Jordan Morris, boy detective |
| 0:14.8 | And this is Jordan, Jesse, GO! |
| 0:17.8 | I'm the girl's tricycle size, I'm a candy |
| 0:20.0 | Lovely house, house, sickle for the restricts |
| 0:22.5 | Someone friendly, mega dvd |
| 0:25.0 | Pretty lovely, lovely, home-free |
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| 0:58.0 | There's no objective standard of badness. No, there's not a scale. You can't say, oh, you know, James Brown is a 10, |
| 1:07.6 | run DMC is an 8 when it comes to badness. Not a Venn diagram we could draw about this. No, we can't make a |
| 1:14.4 | chart, a flow chart. There's no flow charting we can do. We can't do a kind of one of those logical |
| 1:20.4 | flow charts, you know, with if- if then what? It comes out with the number at the end. I'd say we're |
| 1:27.2 | better than ever though. Yeah. I mean, granted that's mostly because of how we weren't very bad before. |
| 1:33.6 | Right. So it would just if we got a little... It's one of those things where, you know, all things being |
| 1:40.2 | equal, we're much more likely to become more bad than less bad, just because, you know, there's a lot |
| 1:44.8 | more badness for us to gain and very little not badness for us to have. Exactly. No, I had a choice |
| 1:52.8 | when we took a week off, uh, was to go to the petting zoo or to a meth lab and I chose meth lab. |
| 2:00.9 | Good. So that's what I'm talking about. Right now, for example. I think that's a little better. |
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