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🗓️ 19 March 2020
⏱️ 44 minutes
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Well, it was going to be a pandemic to make me up my output. In the first lockdown episode, we look at the immediate impact of recent measures, from the serious political dimensions to getting elbowed by pensioners in Iceland. We also have a lot of letters, including one from Phil which is frankly diabolical.
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0:00.0 | What most people think? |
0:03.0 | people think. |
0:25.0 | Hello and welcome to you what most people think episode 29 dear four of a Salierian Jeff has been given an anonymous tip-off for some calp-ball, bay a blau-dou bay the... What is it? I forgot the word, |
0:30.0 | in those old crime things. Where did you get the the tip off from like Huggy Bear down by the port |
0:35.9 | Jeff has had a tip off for some dodgy cowboy down by the port he got elbored in |
0:41.1 | test scores for the last tin of tomatoes. |
0:44.3 | I know, mate, we're only a few days into this and it already feels like, well, it feels like |
0:48.5 | quite a long time, but how are you doing? |
0:51.2 | How are you doing? |
0:51.9 | I, look, you, people who have been listening to this |
0:53.7 | podcast a while wouldn't would have known already that it was going to take a |
0:57.8 | pandemic for me to do any more than one every two weeks but I am going to up that |
1:01.7 | ratio to one every week maybe two a week but you know |
1:06.4 | this is going to be going on for a while I'm not going to have new jokes every |
1:10.0 | week about this there'll come a point where we're just going to have to buckle in, but we have got |
1:14.2 | a lot of letters this week and I think the letters would be a good thing, particularly for people who are isolated |
1:18.1 | and stuff to stay in something. Like I'm doing any sort of public service thing there. |
1:22.5 | Yeah, I'm doing this for Britain. |
1:25.7 | I'm doing this, right? |
1:28.2 | I'm the comic that can be honest to you, Britain, right? |
1:31.2 | I'm doing this because I can up the numbers right? I enjoy |
1:34.1 | doing it and I can maybe get a bit of advertising revenue. Is that is that so |
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