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🗓️ 26 March 2020
⏱️ 40 minutes
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So the Lockdown truly begins and mental cracks are starting to show among some of us. We look at reaction to Boris's announcement and the role of journalists in making us all feel terrified. I talk about the challenges of home schooling then move onto the elite panic buyers who always seem to be one step ahead. We close with more of your brilliant letters, including the man who seeks reassurance but doesn't get it.
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0:00.0 | What Most People Think |
0:04.0 | Lockdown, Lockdown, Blockdown, |
0:06.0 | Lockdown, Boxdown, |
0:10.0 | Lockdown, Boxdown, What's Most |
0:12.0 | Welcome to Episode 30 of What Most People Think. |
0:17.0 | It's Dear 48, Dear 48, Jeff is on the verge of completing Netflix. You have to fight an or lady at the supermarket for a pack of paracetamol. So how are you doing, man? How are you doing? You might hear a little difference in my voice here today is that I might, you know, I might have it, I might have the vid. I don't know. A lot of people are self-diagnosed |
0:37.7 | at the moment. I might just have a sore throat as well. But one thing to certain is I prefer |
0:42.3 | this voice. This voice is the badass voice that I think I was born to have. But I do sound |
0:48.1 | a little bit like Phil Mitchell, you know, in EastEnders. Like Ricky, Ricky, don't be stupid, Ricky, Ricky, don't be stupid? He always sounds like he's operating off one lung, didn't he? Oh, Steve McFadden. But here we are, we got it, we got it in lockdown. We got it locked down now. We are locked down. And I understand the reasons, but I would say that people got a bit too keen for it in the end don't you think you know |
1:11.7 | like i think that we probably should stay in our houses as much as possible but we shouldn't want to be |
1:17.4 | told to stay in our houses there was some weird sort of s and m style thing going on there please please |
1:22.9 | tell me me lock me down lock me down now i've been bad i went to the park on Sunday. Oh my God. I'm so naughty. But listen, this is my podcast called What Most People Think, the Lockdown editions. And basically, usually it's about politics. It's about left and right. Leave and remain. The culture war. The woke versus the gamins, God, you remember all these wars that we used to fight? |
1:45.4 | But for the moment, usual hostilities are kind of suspended, for the, sort of, for the time being. |
1:51.8 | This is, you know, just as we're, we're all trying to kind of unify and have a government possibly of national unity. |
1:58.1 | So I'm, I'm looking at things from a broader perspective. For the time being, the moment this shit ends, I promise you. Oh, by the way, that was the first swear here. So I had an experiment. I had a few people complaining about the amount of swears. And now I've had people complaining about the lack of swears. So I think that we're going to find an intermediate level between swearing here. |
2:18.5 | Okay. It sort of proves that some people like swearing because it is big and it is clever. |
2:24.6 | You can't. Now, my fast food at Odyssey for some people was cut short. I was hoping to eat fast food every |
2:33.2 | single night of the pandemic. |
2:35.7 | That's my effort. |
2:37.0 | That's my contribution to the national effort. |
2:39.2 | But you got cut short. |
2:40.5 | It got cut short because a lot of places shut down and it turned out it just wasn't realistic. |
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