Ep. #288: Tears and Laughter on Our Way to Vegas
The Doug Stanhope Podcast
All Things Comedy
4.8 • 2.2K Ratings
🗓️ 6 December 2018
⏱️ 97 minutes
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Recorded Nov 29th, 2018 at the Luxor Hotel in Las Vegas, NV with Doug Stanhope (@DougStanhope), Chad Shank (@hdfatty), Jobi (@Stanhopescdp), & Ggreg Chaille (@gregchaille). Produced & Edited by Chaille
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Transcript
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| 0:00.0 | tonight |
| 0:08.0 | You're listening to the Doug Stanhope podcast |
| 0:14.2 | We're rolling all right |
| 0:16.6 | Chuck we |
| 0:18.6 | Finally got here to Vegas. I'm here with the Chad Shank Jill B. Chaley. I'm ready to go home |
| 0:25.8 | Just get in the room we could have driven here in last time about the same time maybe yeah |
| 0:36.0 | But we wouldn't have the stories |
| 0:38.6 | That we have we landed we just raced into our room at the Luxor |
| 0:45.6 | That's a quick check-in kind of say for getting here at night as long as the line was yeah |
| 0:50.3 | Yeah, yeah exactly as long as it took me to smoke a joint outside and |
| 0:55.4 | Now not long because I was looking on it. Yeah unpack the booze and got ice in record time and while Shaley was setting all this up |
| 1:05.4 | Set up before the drink got a professional operation around we'll ruin that half that we have to we have to do a just a few |
| 1:13.4 | beats |
| 1:15.4 | Yeah for what you missed from the last podcast the |
| 1:19.6 | The aftermath of Kenny trying to eat all that fucking dumb burger pain hurts pain hurts |
| 1:27.4 | Kenny goes into don't worry we have a full just one day of travel |
| 1:32.1 | We have a full podcast before Vegas has even started. We just got here |
| 1:37.9 | We just got in the room and we go let's get this fucking one day of travel podcast out of the way |
| 1:44.4 | But just to back up to the aftermath of Kenny |
| 1:49.7 | Joby was there for it where the next day |
| 1:53.7 | Kenny came in and he was whining oh no |
| 1:57.4 | He sat down he wanted to eat an entire family meal from Burger King and he said he could do it in under an hour |
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