Ep. 288: “Mustache President”
Roderick on the Line
Merlin Mann
4.8 • 1.1K Ratings
🗓️ 7 May 2018
⏱️ 71 minutes
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The Problem: We gotta take your fingernails.
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| 0:00.0 | Hi Merlin. How's it going? Good how are you going? |
| 0:08.9 | I'm going I feel loose. Yeah me too. To loose. Loose is a goose. |
| 0:13.0 | I had a weird breakfast that made me think of you. |
| 0:16.0 | How did it go? |
| 0:18.0 | You know, it went pretty good. I did, I went really easy. I went in and I ate half, |
| 0:22.0 | half of a Boers's head pepperoni. |
| 0:23.7 | Just ate it. |
| 0:24.7 | Oh, you're my hero. |
| 0:26.1 | Mm-hmm. |
| 0:27.1 | It's like a Doss super Yego. |
| 0:30.6 | Was that your was that the entirety of your breakfast? Yes. That's the best breakfast ever. I don't like making pans. I don't like making pans. I don't like making pans. I might be I feel like some kind of an I don't know some kind of Appalachian caricature I just if I can like have one pan to clean I feel like I've really scored last time I may had breakfast for lunch last week I did it all in one pan. I did smash browns, I did ham and I did eggs all in the same |
| 0:57.0 | pan like a prospect. Sure you don't want to make three pans. I don't want to have to have three pears to clean. |
| 1:02.8 | Then I cracked an egg on it and then I put on the spaghetti too. |
| 1:07.8 | Two fresh cracked eggs and gunpowder. |
| 1:11.8 | It's good. |
| 1:12.4 | Get off of my claim. You know, Hodgman loves to make toting the whole. |
| 1:16.7 | Oh, yeah, like a negative bestick. Yeah, anytime you go to his house at any time of the day or night, |
| 1:21.6 | he'll say, toting toton hole you want to |
| 1:22.8 | to a hole I'll make a total love a love a ton hole we what do we call it we call it |
| 1:26.9 | we call it uh... uh... so eggy and a bready some people call it |
| 1:31.1 | again a bready i don't remember what I call it now. |
| 1:33.0 | But I let take a shot glass, I'll knock out the middle of the bread and toast it and so much |
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