Ep. 286- Soft And Stretched pt.1
Dad Meat
Tim Butterly/Mike Rainey
4.9 • 856 Ratings
🗓️ 1 August 2025
⏱️ 59 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | The |
| 0:07.0 | The Welcome back to Dad Meat, Bitch. Tim. It's a beautiful day in the neighborhood. In the midst of a medical crisis. Thank you for joining us. Not again. I don't know if I might keep wearing the, I'm feeling kind of insecure. I don't know. Is it playing on camera how swollen my eyes are? It's not as bad as you think |
| 0:55.2 | it is. You are puffy. It was bad yesterday. I'm not out of the woods yet. Can you believe me? |
| 1:00.1 | It's always fucking something with this guy. I know, man. I mean, one thing after another, |
| 1:06.2 | and people got to get sick of me. Every time you talk to me, it's just another fucking thing, man. I love how you just casually detach your fucking orthopedic sunglasses from your face. I think that's the bigger issue than your fucking swollen ass eyes. These are cool. I wanted the flip ones, but I couldn't afford them the official reband ones, so I got these cool guys instead. you ever like flip them off as you're about to eat pussy? |
| 1:30.1 | I'm going in. |
| 1:35.1 | Dude, what the fuck happened to you? |
| 1:37.3 | So I had the most delicious fruit I've ever experienced my life yesterday. |
| 1:45.3 | It was a, wait, it was a plum apricot hybrid, a Plucot? |
| 1:54.2 | Plucot? |
| 1:55.2 | Plucot? |
| 1:57.3 | There's apriums and there's Plucots. |
| 1:59.7 | I had a Plucot. |
| 2:01.6 | And man, oh, man, that was, I remember sitting there thinking, finally, I've found the fruit for me. |
| 2:06.6 | This is, this is like, I've had my fair share of plums. |
| 2:09.6 | I'm not familiar with the apricot, forgive me. |
| 2:12.6 | But I was munching this thing and it was so juicy. |
| 2:15.6 | It was, I was spilling it all down my face |
| 2:17.5 | and I was just in fucking hog heaven and I you know about 30 45 minutes later I |
| 2:28.3 | start my I started to get like itchy eyes and that's not abnormal for me that's |
| 2:32.7 | why I carry around Japanese black |
| 2:35.3 | market eye drops so I go oh man I'm doing the eye thing again I have such like a pollen |
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