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Jordan, Jesse, GO!

Ep. 286: Monkey Feast with Scott Simpson

Jordan, Jesse, GO!

Jesse Thorn

Comedy, Society & Culture, Tv & Film

4.83.5K Ratings

🗓️ 5 August 2013

⏱️ 79 minutes

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Summary

Scott Simpson joins Jordan and Jesse for a discussion of global warming, cracker jacks, playground ipod touches, Air BNB and celebrity appearances at Boatparty.biz.

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0:00.0

Give a little time for the child within you. Don't be afraid to be young and free.

0:06.0

Under the locks and throw away the keys and take coffee shoes and sex and run you.

0:11.0

It's Jordan Jesse Golem. Jesse Thorn America's radio sweetheart.

0:14.0

Jordan Morris boy detective.

0:16.0

Beautiful day in Los Angeles.

0:18.0

For those concerned about the weather here in LA.

0:21.0

Get a lot of emails, you know, if I miss a week.

0:23.0

It's a growing concern.

0:24.0

Jordan, if I, well, there's global warming, if that's even real.

0:28.0

I don't think it is.

0:29.0

But I mean, I just basically go off whatever Michael Crichton says.

0:32.0

You know, if it is.

0:34.0

It's a shame that he died because there's a lot of stuff that I need him to like weigh in on.

0:38.0

Well, at least you got that information on spheres.

0:40.0

Sure.

0:41.0

I am talking robot gorillas.

0:44.0

I do believe global warming is real.

0:47.0

Don't know if human beings are creating it.

0:50.0

Yeah.

0:51.0

I think that polar bears might be creating it to support the polar bear industry.

0:55.0

How does, how does a phenomenon that destroys their habitat?

1:01.0

My dogs Coco and Sissy, by the way, they know about the polar bears.

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