Ep. 285 UFO Bros

The Bully and the Beast

The Bully And The Beast

Comedy

4.8 • 2.1K Ratings

🗓️ 8 May 2025

⏱️ 57 minutes

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Summary

Wax swears a UFO blinked at him, Kanye tweets a jaw-dropping “cousin” confession, and DeMar DeRozan turns a dinner troll into a human basketball. Lore’l, Wax and Twerk unpack the madness, tackle two listener dilemmas (ghost-texts and a sudden “find-God” fiancé), salute Martin Lawrence’s 60th, clown Wax’s barbershop “lace-front,” and crown this week’s Black Excellence—all in one hilarious, unfiltered spin-cycle of a show.

Transcript

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0:00.0	Yo, yo, yo, Boleana Beach podcast.
0:06.0	You, girl.
0:07.3	I'm Luriel.
0:09.6	The boy, Wax.
0:10.6	What up?
0:11.8	Twerks in the building.
0:12.6	What up?
0:14.1	What's going on with everybody?
0:17.4	I've seen a UFO.
0:19.5	I ain't know about supposed to say anything to anybody, but...
0:21.9	Did you get off of it?
0:23.0	I know.
0:24.2	No.
0:25.2	Listen, I promise you, if they come get me, I ain't mad.
0:28.6	I think if we go up higher, I'd be closer to God.
0:30.5	That's all I'm thinking.
0:31.5	That's fucked up that they ain't come back and get you,
0:33.4	because I remember when they dropped your ass off.
0:36.3	Listen, it was too close not to color.
0:38.1	What the fuck I do?
0:38.8	I'm not the cool kid, though, boy.
0:40.2	Like, dear, I wouldn't mind, though.
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