Ep 284: The Chops are Nuts

The Judgies

Cloud10

Improv, Comedy

4.7 • 2.3K Ratings

🗓️ 17 November 2025

⏱️ 85 minutes

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In this week's episode, we talk about: a guy who is asked to mask around his partner's friends, a see through bikini prank gone WRONG, a couple of workers pretending to be fired when customers complain too much, a listener who is stuck between a chapel and Chappell, and the LEAST banal poop story we've ever come across. Erika also tells us the tales of her Sims journey of late! This Episode is Brought to You By: Chewy! Go to ⁠Chewy.com/ChewyClaus to make a wish and help donate 5 meals to pets in need! Article! Go to ⁠Article.com/Judgies⁠ for $50 off your first purchase of $100 or more! ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Judgies Merch is Available HERE!⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Want fun, cool stickers and MORE? ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠www.aurorascreaturecorner.store⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Palestine Children's Relief Fund⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Donation Link Edited by: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://www.youtube.com/@currentlyblinking⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://twitter.com/currentlyblink⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://tiktok.com/@currently.blinking⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Our Patreon is officially open, if you want to see extra content go check it out! ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://www.patreon.com/JudgiesPod ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Send us mail! (Addressed However You'd Like) P.O. Box 58 Ottawa, IL 61350 Leave a Review! ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/the-judgies/id1519741238⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Follow us on Twitter: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://twitter.com/judgiespod⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Follow us on Instagram: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://instagram.com/judgiespod⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Intro Music by: Iván ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://open.spotify.com/artist/5gB2VvyqfnOlNv37PHKRNJ?si=f6TIYrLITkG2NZXGLm_Y-Q&dl_branch=1⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Time Stamps: 0:00 Intro 4:13 BF Needing To Mask 13:33 See Through Bikini 25:45 Pretending To Be Fired 35:48 Break 37:12 CJ: Sims Drama 54:14 LS Sound 57:19 LS Story 1:07:40 Least Banal Poop 1:23:45 Outro Story Links: Is it ableist to expect my autistic partner to behave appropriately around others? Aita for wearing the “joke” bikini my friend got me? AITA for pretending to get fired when customers get a temper with me? I did not wash my rear end until I was 19, and it's beyond embarrassing Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	I'm Are you ready?
0:26.5	Depends.
0:27.1	Yeah, I was just waiting for an affirmative or a negative.
0:29.9	Oh, okay.
0:31.0	Yes, sir.
0:32.1	I got an affirmative from you.
0:34.3	Anything from your wife.
0:36.4	Are you ready?
0:37.6	Yeah. Yeah. Oh. Anything from your way. Are you ready? Yeah.
0:40.5	Yeah.
0:41.3	Hello boys.
0:42.1	Hello,
0:42.5	guys.
0:42.6	Hello,
0:42.7	non-biden and barriers.
0:43.5	Welcome back to the number one.
0:44.6	Judges place on the entire Fawagan internet.
0:47.2	My name is Josh.
0:47.8	And I'm one of the pieces of bread on this green sandwich.
0:55.0	I'm Rick and I'm the other piece of bread on this green sandwich. I'm Rick and I'm the other piece of bread in the green sandwich.
0:59.0	And I'm Christian and I'm the piece of blue cheese in this green sandwich.
1:03.0	And we are the sandwich back and sandwicher.
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