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🗓️ 18 July 2025
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1:10.1 | Tim Butterly. Josh Francis. How the heck are you, man? What's going on, fellas? Thanks for having me. Pro, we're just talking about Tim's third-degree sunburn. And the... No, I'm worried about you because the poor guy can't even get pussy. His leg sunburn's that fucking bad. Yeah, well, I mean, it's like, not everyone's cut out for it, but I'll build different, too. that's like a different type of sunburn too that fucking bad. Yeah, well I mean it's like not everyone's cut out for it but I'll build different dude. That's like a different type of sunburn too. That as it gets to the thigh It's deep purple. It's deep purple. That's like That's gonna take time to heal. This is one of my favorite kinds of sunburn to be honest. Yeah. The devastating itchy. You can't forget about it for a single second. |
1:45.0 | You're engaged the entire time. |
1:47.0 | Dude, this is extreme lifestyle, but this is the path I chose. |
1:51.0 | How have you been sleeping? |
1:53.0 | Horribly, actually. |
1:54.0 | But in what position? |
1:55.0 | Flat on my back, and I'm keeping my toes pointed as hard as I can so that the sheet isn't touching me |
2:01.6 | anywhere. It doesn't absolutely have to. Also because I'm covered in, you know, five or six layers of aloe and lotions. So I've got like that sticky, greasy, gloopy shit all over. I'm seriously a physical nightmare right now. But hey, man, let me believe my fucking life. That's exactly how you were sitting for you to get that sunburned. You're not sunburn underneath. He was in that position. Look, there's a hundred I'm sitting just like this in the park. If you can see from my angle, half of it is red. It's like one of those peppermints. |
2:35.7 | This is my Pompeii Volcano death pose. |
2:42.0 | Yeah, we think they were having gay sex? |
2:45.5 | No, worse, they were podcasting. |
2:49.8 | Josh, you look like you've had some catastrophic sunburns. |
2:52.4 | Oh, dude, brutal. |
2:53.6 | I mean, brutally. |
2:54.7 | I was hoping you could relate. |
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