give a little time for the child within you don't be afraid to be young and

free onto the locks and throw away the keys and take coffee shoes and sex and

run you it's Jordan Jesse go I'm Jesse Thorne America's radio sweetheart Jordan

Morris boy detective how went out there Jordan scorcher I actually went to a

diner this morning I ordered two eggs sunny side up hash browns you know where

they cooked them on your butt right up there on the sidewalk boy right up

there on the side it was now granted my sidewalk my butt was on the sidewalk

okay I dropped my trousers and then went over backwards because you're trying

to impress the diner waitress yeah my pants were binding my legs together it's

sort of like a three-legged race type situation it's hard to move forward when

your pants are down sure I just right down on them did they cook the hash

browns in did they just pour oil into the gutter and then put the potatoes in

the gutter yeah absolutely okay of course they did where else would they

cook them Jordan get your head in the game yeah because it's so hot right

exactly that's your Los Angeles weather report for this week hot hot weather

hope it's hope it's cool and comfortable wherever you are be it Des Moines

Saskatchewan or Kuala Lumpur with the world's great cultural heritage sites

let's introduce our guest on the program you know him as a web tunist or

web cartoonist you know him as a best-selling author you know him is Mr. David

Melkey hi David welcome back to the program hi Jesse it's a real pleasure to be

oh it's great to have you anytime we can get the creator of Wondermark on the

program it's a delight because Wondermark is very funny thank you it's very kind

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