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The Welcome back to dad meet, bitch.

My buddy Tim isn't here.

He is not.

As you could probably tell guys

so I'm having my dear buddy

Ryan Schener co-hosts with me the next few weeks

while Tim gets settled in beautiful Austin Texas

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