EP. 28: The Sex Talk

CERTIFIED MAMA'S BOY with Steve Kramer

Steve Kramer

Comedy, Society & Culture

4.9 • 1.1K Ratings

🗓️ 29 April 2020

⏱️ 41 minutes

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We have a serious talk about failure and I tell you to remind me of this day that I felt so down. Plus, A Moment In Kramer history I wish to forget! And my mom tells me she wishes she would've had this sex talk with when I was younger... Call 1-888-KRAMER-8 As Heard On The Show Pledge My Check Jay Leno J.K. Rowling Speaks at Harvard Commencement Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	Hi, my name's Kramer, and I am proud to admit that I am a mama's boy.
0:04.4	You're not just any mama's boy, you're a certified mama's boy.
0:09.4	And this is the certified mamas boy podcast.
0:13.4	You ever look back at your young 20s and say like I can't believe I did that?
0:17.6	Unfortunately mine followed me because I have documentation of all of my radio shows from the past 10 years and I mean I'm
0:27.0	embarrassed of a lot of the segments but the one that I did this week back in 2010 like how crungy one to ten you decide here in a couple minutes on the
0:36.6	certified mama's boy podcast my mom's words I think can change your life they
0:40.7	did for me and we start every show talking to her. Hi mom. Hi honey. Okay you want to find out the time that you traumatized me and I can't believe this doesn't pop in your mind because it was so traumatizing for me as a kid. What?
0:53.0	Yeah.
0:54.0	I told my mom yesterday, we were talking about the Ask My Mom segment where this woman
0:58.3	at Road Inn saying that she'd been doing her third graders
1:01.8	homework for her during this Corona craziness and she was wondering if she was a bad mom and I asked my mom if she ever felt like a bad mom and you said yes and I didn't ask you like the one time that I felt like you were a bad mom and I can't believe you can't even like name this moment.
1:14.4	This was so like to me I there's got to be some damage in my life done because of this moment.
1:20.4	Something that I'm still I'm sure I'm holding on to through some other aspect.
1:26.1	Oh I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I don't know am I? Probably not but roll it. It was the one time that you dropped me off for some kind of drama
1:38.4	lesson. Oh my God, yes. I still think about this all the time.
1:44.0	So I was going to, I was in this little Christian acting group when I was a kid and I guess the, I don't know if the places change like we change locations or what but for some reason
1:56.7	was at a high school wasn't it or some kind of type of school yeah and we've never been
2:00.9	there before right so my mom takes me and she drops me off
2:06.2	and I walk up to the door to go inside
2:08.5	and nobody out of the doors are locked.
2:10.7	And I'm like, okay, well well that's no big deal I'm just
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