Ep. 28—Make Cauldrons Thick Again

The Quibbler: A Harry Potter Book Club

Heather Price-Wright & Alex Dalenberg

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4.8 • 783 Ratings

🗓️ 7 June 2017

⏱️ 50 minutes

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Summary

What would you do if your son was at home, lying with his tongue on the living room floor 'cause it's swelling, and the only way to fix it is to let a man do a little bit of magic? The Dursleys grapple with this question and many more as the well-meaning Weasleys utterly wreck their home. Plus, Big Government, family feuds, cauldron kink, and teleportation garbage. This Week's Chapters: Back to the Burrow, Weasley's Wizard Wheezes, & The Portkey Next Week's Chapters: Bagman and Crouch & The Quidditch World Cup

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0:00.0	Percy Weasley likes his cauldron bottoms thick.
0:06.0	You're listening to the Quibbler podcast, the Harry Potter Book Club for Big Beautiful
0:10.1	Witches.
0:12.7	Harry, Harry Potter?
0:15.9	Says talked about you, of course.
0:18.5	I said to him, I said, said, said, that'll be something to tell your grandchildren,
0:24.0	that will. You beat Harry Potter. Harry fell off his broom, Dad. I told you, it was an accident.
0:32.4	Yeah, but you didn't fall off, did you? Always modest, I said, but the best man won.
0:39.4	I'm sure Harry would say the same, wouldn't you, eh?
0:44.9	I'm Heather Price Wright.
0:46.3	And I'm Alex Dellenberg.
0:48.1	And we were a little worried that that intro is too porny, but I think it's funny.
0:52.2	So, whatever.
0:53.6	He literally does like his cauldron bottoms thick.
0:56.3	He literally does.
0:57.2	He doesn't want kind of flimsy pancake cauldron bottoms.
1:03.0	Yeah, he wants like these chapters.
1:05.5	It is true.
1:07.2	We're back.
1:08.1	We are once again, and for many moons to come reading Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire, this week's chapters are Back to the Burrow, Weasley's Wizard Weezes, and the Port Key. In this podcast, you will hear fairly vile, barely veiled double entendres about cauldron bottoms. You will also hear
1:32.1	lots of cursing, plenty of cursing, and spoilers. And just a big old piece of warning. We actually
1:40.5	are going to talk about the big spoiler for this book really early on in
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