Hey all, you're listening to Heaving Bozoms, a podcast were two best friends,

recap and review romance novels, while catching up and cackling.

Before we do anything else, I have to tell you how blown away we are by all of you.

We just broke a hundred ratings on Apple Podcasts alone and I have to say

thank you thank you from the bottom of our literally heaving bosoms.

To all of you who've taken the time to rate and review us

with the bribe or not, you are so incredible. It helps other people find us and it

means so much to hear what you think of our

little passion project. Okay, H. B's, this week is a bit of a doozy. We're

doing part one of Jude Devaro's A Night in Shining Armor, a tale of time travel,

dusty books, and shopping.

All I can say is that this week's episode is brought to you by Caps Lock.

Here we go. Oh, oh, hi Aaron. Hi, Melanie, why are you singing? It's a musical episode of steaming bosoms.

No, no, that's a terrible idea.

A, I can't sing and B, I'm sick so I can't sing. Maybe I could sing better actually.

Ooh! I don't know. I don't want to.

You can hit those like baritone notes, you know what I'm saying?

Maybe, yeah, I kind of have like a sultry Kathleen

Turner style voice right now get it girl yeah so can I tell you a story about my mom

yes please always get ready to fall in love with my mom? Yes please. Always. Get ready to fall in love with my mom. I mean it's easy. She's amazing. So my mom found the

podcast. When was that like three weeks ago? Yeah. I don't know when it was.

Um, Aaron was shitting herself, P.S. We had to have like a come down talk.

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