Ep. 28 - A Knight In Shining Armor by Jude Deveraux (PART 1)

Heaving Bosoms

Bleav + Heaving Bosoms Productions

Arts, Books, Tv & Film, Comedy

4.9 • 1.2K Ratings

🗓️ 16 April 2018

⏱️ 95 minutes

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Summary

Hey HB's! This week we're FINALLY GETTING TO TANYA'S BOOK! Or rather, Part 1 of A Knight In Shining Armor by Jude Deveraux. It's a classic romance novel published in the 80's and it does not disappoint... if you're looking for rant-fodder from us! It involves a perpetually gaslit schoolteacher, a horrendous current beau, a hero from the 16th century who isn't much better, all the fat-shaming of children you've ever wished for, and time-travel via genital contact.

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0:00.0	Hey all, you're listening to Heaving Bozoms, a podcast were two best friends,
0:11.2	recap and review romance novels, while catching up and cackling.
0:16.2	Before we do anything else, I have to tell you how blown away we are by all of you.
0:21.7	We just broke a hundred ratings on Apple Podcasts alone and I have to say
0:27.4	thank you thank you from the bottom of our literally heaving bosoms.
0:31.8	To all of you who've taken the time to rate and review us
0:35.1	with the bribe or not, you are so incredible. It helps other people find us and it
0:41.7	means so much to hear what you think of our
0:44.0	little passion project. Okay, H. B's, this week is a bit of a doozy. We're
0:51.1	doing part one of Jude Devaro's A Night in Shining Armor, a tale of time travel,
0:57.1	dusty books, and shopping.
1:00.0	All I can say is that this week's episode is brought to you by Caps Lock.
1:05.0	Here we go. Oh, oh, hi Aaron. Hi, Melanie, why are you singing? It's a musical episode of steaming bosoms.
1:27.0	No, no, that's a terrible idea.
1:31.0	A, I can't sing and B, I'm sick so I can't sing. Maybe I could sing better actually.
1:36.5	Ooh! I don't know. I don't want to.
1:38.8	You can hit those like baritone notes, you know what I'm saying?
1:41.2	Maybe, yeah, I kind of have like a sultry Kathleen
1:44.1	Turner style voice right now get it girl yeah so can I tell you a story about my mom
1:50.6	yes please always get ready to fall in love with my mom? Yes please. Always. Get ready to fall in love with my mom. I mean it's easy. She's amazing. So my mom found the
1:58.4	podcast. When was that like three weeks ago? Yeah. I don't know when it was.
2:02.8	Um, Aaron was shitting herself, P.S. We had to have like a come down talk.
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