EP.279 - THE OSCARS SATANIC RITUALS, GIANTS ARE REAL & TIME TRAVEL CONFIRMED

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🗓️ 23 March 2026

⏱️ 72 minutes

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Jump in with Carlos Juico and Gavin Ruta on episode 279 of Jumpers Jump. This episode we discuss: Don't Look Up, World ending theories, Our final days, Bruno Mars Billionaire theory, Epstein Manga, Timothee Chalamet humiliation ritual, The Oscars Ancient Egyptian Satanic rituals, Weapons movie, Time travelled confirmed, Hillary Clinton leaked emails, Giants are Real, America Ancient Egypt theory, Hidden civilizations, Tartarian theory, Global Warming melting frozen creatures, The government controls the weather theory, Digital world theories, Chat Gpt water, Darpa pentagon theory, Facebook theory, Lolita book, More Epstein files, Carlos speech mess up, Zooyork theory Military weaponized bugs, People don't want kids theory, Superbowl ad predicts our future, Guy who sees death reapers and much more! Thanks to our Sponsors: -Sign up for your $1 per month trial at https://www.shopify.om/jumpers -Visit https://prizepicks.onelink.me/LME0/JUMPERS and use code JUMPERS and get $50 in lineups when you play your first $5 lineup! -Get 10 free meals and a free knife on your third box at https://www.hellofresh.com/jumpers10fm -For a limited time, our listeners get 50% off FOR LIFE, Free Shipping, AND 3 Free Gifts at Mars Men at https://www.mengotomars.com Follow the podcast: @JumpersPodcast Follow Carlos: @CarlosJuico Follow Gavin: @GavinRutaa Check out the podcast on YouTube: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://bit.ly/JumpersJumpYT Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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0:00.0	Everything about the Oscars is actually a ritual, an ancient Egyptian ritual. What? Yes, fam. So the whole Oscar itself is actually... Yo, this is crazy. What happens? I've seen this manga, and in this manga, they actually show Jeffrey Epstein in the manga. No way. Like, it's about him? It's about... Yeah, the manga is literally about him. You know what's crazy too, and I found it in the files? Okay. Time travel was confirmed.
0:23.8	Oh, I seen that.
0:24.8	Yeah. about him. It's about, like, yeah, the manga is literally about him. You know what's crazy too when I found in the files? Okay. Time travel was confirmed. Oh, I seen that. Wait, yeah.
0:25.1	In the Epstein files, man, he had an email talking about time travel. So check this out. So this is
0:31.5	an email, Jeffrey Epstein. In the files, Jeffrey Epstein has pictures of girls with quotes in the book written on like their chest
0:38.9	Oh my god, written on their arms, written on their feet oh I know where the term is because his plane was called the Lolaura Express
0:46.0	Yes what that's his name of his plane? Oh hell no All right. And we're back.
1:03.4	What's the point?
1:04.2	What's so funny?
1:06.0	I can't focus, man.
1:08.3	There's nothing to laugh about.
1:09.6	There's nothing laugh about.
1:10.4	There's a lot of. Like, I feel laugh. The world is enchamble.
1:12.8	Like,
1:26.2	I feel like, I feel like we're about to decide to see the end of the world. No, no. Don't do that. For what reason? It's just feeling crazy now. Good vibe. Just got off on the screen. That's what I'm saying. You know, go. Oh, bats nobody on the screen.
1:27.3	It's a good vibes.
1:29.6	It doesn't mean the end of the world can't be fun.
1:28.3	No, dead ass, though. Like, if you think about it. If we are actually in the end of the world and like things are actually going to, you know, we're going to see the final moments of life. How's it going to be fun though? No, listen, listen. Yeah. If you accept that we're headed in this direction. That's not very Carlos of you.
1:46.7	Yeah.
1:47.0	That's not very Carlos of you. gonna be fun though no listen listen yeah if you accept that we're headed in this
1:44.9	direction that's not very Carlos of you yeah that's not very Carlos of you
1:48.0	because you want to stop it you want to be a hero yeah you want to be a hero
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