Ep. 279: The Optometrist's Daughter with Alison Becker
Jordan, Jesse, GO!
Jesse Thorn
4.8 • 3.5K Ratings
🗓️ 17 June 2013
⏱️ 92 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | Give a little time for the child within you. Don't be afraid to be young and free. |
| 0:06.0 | Under the locks and throw away the keys and take coffee shoes and sex and run you. |
| 0:11.0 | It's Jordan Jesse go. I'm Jesse Thorne America's radio sweetheart. Jordan Morris boy detective. |
| 0:16.0 | Great news Jordan. |
| 0:17.0 | What is the great news Jesse? |
| 0:18.0 | My lymph nodes have been massaged. |
| 0:20.0 | Oh congratulations. |
| 0:21.0 | If my voice sounds particularly rich today. |
| 0:24.0 | Yeah. |
| 0:25.0 | It's because of the lymphatic massage that I unexpectedly received. |
| 0:29.0 | How did that happen? |
| 0:31.0 | I went to a massage place. |
| 0:33.0 | Okay. |
| 0:34.0 | I did. So you knew you were getting a massage. |
| 0:36.0 | This wasn't like a... |
| 0:37.0 | This wasn't like... |
| 0:38.0 | This didn't happen to me on this. |
| 0:39.0 | This rate. |
| 0:40.0 | This wasn't improv everywhere's most intrusive print yet. |
| 0:43.0 | No, it was... |
| 0:48.0 | It was... |
| 0:49.0 | What happened is... |
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