Ep, 279 The FLDS Pt. 2: Get Your Upstairs Ass Downstairs

Cult Podcast

Paige Wesley & Armando Torres

True Crime, History, Comedy

4.4 • 1.3K Ratings

🗓️ 28 November 2023

⏱️ 66 minutes

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We’re back with another episode in our series of Warren Jeffs and the FLDS! This one is a bit rough but we call upon our friend Santo to get us through it. Also we have a Patreon! [Insert Air Horn Noises Here] If you'd like to donate and join our cult, please visit www.patreon.com/cultpodcast or visit our website and click on the Patreon tab.

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0:00.0	Hey everybody this is Armando Torres and you're listening to the show before the show and I'm Kong Wesley
0:08.6	And with us we have that time before 9-11 or after 9-11 when Markie Mark said he could defeat the terrorists with
0:16.5	Kung-Fu or whatever.
0:18.9	I think it was just the power of his abs, honestly.
0:22.0	I don't know. I don't know. We've lost our minds. This is an
0:27.0	episode where we just progressively lose our sanity. I need you to know as a
0:31.5	listener that we record these intros I don't even think there's five seconds before we end the episode between us going into the intro and we came into it losing our fucking mind.
0:45.0	Oh, jeez.
0:47.0	Oh my God.
0:48.0	A couple things.
0:49.0	First of all, did you know that quite frequently, I think every single Sunday Markie Mark
0:56.4	post to his Instagram page a video of him perched up somewhere
1:01.0	outside of a church going you got to get prayed up it's Sunday.
1:05.0	What?
1:07.0	That's his it's Miller time?
1:10.0	Yeah you got to get prayed up or something like that, but it's fucking incredible.
1:14.3	Grayed up.
1:15.7	This is like when Ludacris would post crazy memes and just say, that's ludicrous,
1:20.4	but spell it different every time. Yeah, it's one of my favorite things about ludicrous.
1:26.0	Oh, it's absolutely phenomenal and if you haven't seen it, you gotta and I'm sure
1:31.0	cult podcast will be sharing some of these the day that it comes out
1:34.2	Because holy fuck is it so funny. Secondly, despite how much we are laughing I want to say
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