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Friday Night Greg

Ep 279 - Silli Milli Vanilli

Friday Night Greg

Greg Stone

Comedy, Stand-up

4.9591 Ratings

🗓️ 26 May 2020

⏱️ 63 minutes

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Summary

In which the dudes discuss sexual animals, magical blind people, and the origin of Milli Vanilli.

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Transcript

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0:00.0

Yeah, it's a, it's an awkward conversation when I've, I'm writing my thesis on this, on the proper way to ask for passwords that have gone by for years.

0:31.8

Like, I have a few friends who I have, I have their passwords and you have to be like, you have to message them once and say, how are you doing? Man, we should really catch up. Wait a day. Third day. Hey, man. Still doing good? Ah, you know, that Amazon prime. You know, maybe you can send me that past. And then you can go back to never talk to them again. But you have to do one day, one way in between. you can't just message someone out of the blue and be like, hey, what's the, what's up? What's up, ex-girlfriend? I need that shit. You know? It's a, yeah. You should do a YouTube tutorial video on how to probably ask someone for their Netflix password. Yeah. How do you begin?

1:11.6

How do you initiate the conversation?

1:13.3

Are you just like, oh, man.

1:15.2

Yeah.

1:15.7

I found this trinket in my household that reminds me of you.

1:21.1

Always bring up work.

1:22.3

Like, I have to watch this show for work.

1:25.5

Oh, I see.

1:26.4

You know, it's a busy thing.

1:27.5

I don't really want to get this, but, but, uh, yeah, or open it's the way a

1:31.8

YouTuber opens up like, what's up ex-girlfriend 2000?

1:36.4

Just checking in with you, want to get on my prime account.

1:39.7

Smash that like, pardon.

1:40.8

Smash that, subscribe.

1:42.3

Send me that thing.

1:46.2

I think more people need to start opening conversations the way youtube uh bloggers open it up conversations yeah yeah i get you a drink

1:52.3

what's up artender oh redstone here i am love a bud light yeah so obnoxious how they talk

1:59.5

is specific to the youtube genre performer yeah because they want to

2:06.5

they want to open like high energy but they don't realize that just yelling doesn't make you interesting

2:13.0

like you can open interesting and not like you know we all be like if i've never watched a video and so I go, hey guys doing it, like, fuck this guy, I'm out. Like, you have to scream at me immediately or I am not watching your barbecue chip review. You know what I mean? Like I'm not doing that. Yeah. Totally. Yeah, that's what I remember when we worked at the knock, that was like one of the main notes that they got. They were like, you got to grab these people. These people, the first second, you got to, you got to, you got to come out with a gun in your hand. Yeah. It doesn't yell at you. I'm not like, whoa, whoa, whoa, this guy doesn't mean business. What's up, Dick? What's up, Dick Slinger? It's your man, be mad.

2:51.9

Smash that like button.

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