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really funny comic, Brad Williams. That's right. Brad Williams is going to be calling him in

just a minute here. But I figured why not do a little comedy from Brad Williams to get us started.

All right. Let's talk tall fuckers. Okay. Let's talk to you. Okay. And I say tall and that

includes anyone five foot and above. Okay. You're tall to me. Okay. Let's talk. There's

something that I have an issue with that we need to discuss. Stop pissing in my urinal. Okay.

Stop pissing in my urinal. See the meta laughing because they know what this is.

Women like, dude, you get a urinal? Yes. I have a urinal in every bathroom and the

last bathroom, there are two urinals that are normal size and then there's one urinal.

It's way to fuck down here. Okay. And that is my goddamn urinal. Okay. That is my urinal.

You do not piss in it. That urinals for me. You're your five-year-old nephew Zachary.

And if you're a guy, what's a two-foot cock? Okay. That's about it.

And there's only like two black guys here so they can use it. That's about it. Okay.

Everyone else, don't you? Okay. And I have to talk about this because I was at an airport.

I was in Chicago airport. I flew four hours from Atlanta to Chicago. I get out of the

Bear Plank. I got to take a P-brake, right? So I'm running in the bathroom, right? And there's

seven urinals. Fuckess seven urinals. And then there's only one of them being taken. Guess which one?

My fucking urinal. Okay. My urinal. There's a guy. All them are open. He's just standing on my urinal.

And now I got to stand behind him and do more pit stands. And I'm doing it like that.

And people just walk in and they see him midget doing a little pit stands like this.

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