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This is the podcast for March 20th, 2015.

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Recorded live from just outside Ted Cruz's worldwide conflagration preschool.

It's the professional left with Drift Glass and Blue Gal.

Don't take your four-year-old to a Ted Cruz speech.

Because there's circuses closer to your town with less scarier clowns than Ted Cruz.

And if you don't want trauma to the four-year-old, having a lunatic right-wing senator who's going to run for president one of these days, tell them that your world is literally on fire is not the way to go.

And the fascinating part of that is when she started to cry, he couldn't tell her he was being figurative because he was really trying to terrify the seniors in that room.

So he couldn't walk it back.

I'm trying to make at least 70 other people fill their diapers.

Yeah.

So you can't just take time out to comfort one of them just because four.

You know, there's a lot of old people here.

I can just scare the crap out of.

So I'm sorry, kid, but you know, you're just, the numbers of the breaks.

If you didn't want to play hardball with me, you shouldn't have come to the rally.

Really?

And that's just the second half of that I think is just good rule of thumb. Just don't go to political rallies with Ted Cruz.

It's scary.

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