The Trump administration has withdrawn an Obama policy directing local schools to allow transgender students to use the bathroom of their choice.

The move has caused progressive men to twist their panties into a bunch while progressive women are tearing at their beards in rage.

At issue is whether boys under the mistaken impression their girls can use bathrooms meant for girls under the mistaken impression their no boys in the girls room.

Girls under the mistaken impression their boys may also wish to use the boys room so that they can be bullied mercilessly and have psychological problems for the rest of their lives.

The Obama administration felt these rights were enshrined in the Constitution in James Madison's immortal phrase, et Sla E. Bay A. Z. Cray, although the phrase appears only in Obama's copy.

The transgender issue has absolutely galvanized the left who took time off from running through the streets, streaking obscenities, vandalizing businesses, and assaulting bystanders in order to take to the streets screaming obscenities, vandalizing businesses, and assaulting bystanders in the name of transgender bathroom rights.

As one leftist reporter, as one leftist protester, put it, quote, if the Trump administration can stop boys who think their girls from using the girls' bathroom soon, it will be able to stop men who think their eagles from throwing themselves off cliffs to catch sparrows in their teeth in midair.

That's not the America I know and love.

At the New York Times, a former newspaper, nearly half of the op-ed page was dedicated to the transgender issue because it affects so many times journalists who are both men and women under the mistaken impression their men.

Times op-ed columnist Clarion O'Relevant wrote in his or her column, quote,

For years, we progressives have been changing the inherent nature of reality by describing things falsely and shouting down conservatives who tried to tell the truth until it last, the world became full of unicorns crapping leftist rainbows.

If you were sin, transgender, bathroom rights, these unicorns will have nowhere to go and will be forced to live in a world without leftist rainbow crap.

Unquote, the Times later issued a correction saying the columnist medication had been delivered to the wrong address.

Chris Cuomo, Chris Cuomo, as a position at CNN as a blithering knucklehead, was asked what he would tell a 12-year-old girl who didn't wish to see a boy's penis in her bathroom.

Cuomo tweeted in response, and I grieve to tell you I'm not making this up, quote, I wonder if she's the problem or her overprotective and intolerant dad teach tolerance, unquote.

Co-workers say Cuomo has changed since he met Milo Yanopoulos on the website kidlove.com.

The simple truth of the matter is that this is not an attack on transgenders at all. Obama's federal intrusion into local schools was deemed illegal by a US district court, and the Trump administration simply decided to rescind the policy rather than spend tax dollars defending it on appeal.

No true American would actually abuse transgender people after all. This country was founded by men wearing long white wigs.

Sugar warning, I'm Andrew Clayvin, and this is the Andrew Clayvin Show.

Alright, we're back. It was a Clayvinless weekend for Hollywood. We're here in the debris of disastrous Oscars.

We have honorary black gay cultural correspondent Michael Knowles was there. He was actually at the Oscars. His job was to hand Warren Beatty the best picture envelope.

I can't imagine what went wrong. But I'm the only person who knew who would win. I knew they were going to be bullied into giving it to Moonlight instead of the picture that somebody actually saw.

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