Guys, something bad has happened.

So we talked about it last week, but our creamer is gone, at least from Whole Foods.

It's officially discontinued.

I just like, did they know?

Do they listen?

Were they like, ha ha, wildwood, yo, what's up?

You want to fuck over a coffee with Grachel?

We're going to do it, too.

I don't know.

I don't know.

They have like a million flavored vanilla hazelnut, caramel ones.

I don't want flavored coffee every day. I just want a creamer that mimics half and half in flavor and texture texture is the most important

yeah honestly texture is the most important thing I don't want watery fucking coffee yeah this is coffee with

Rachel I'm Rachel and I am watery yes So we're actually going to do something at the

beginning of this episode that is taking a twist. Yeah. So Chris upon realizing what was up

with the fucking creamer being discontinued, he was at Whole Foods on his way home from work today.

And he picked up three creamers

that we have not tried. And we are going to try them here right now, live on the show, to see if any of

them can replace our beloved silk soy creamer plain boy. So here they are. They are all going to be

dairy-free. These are the contenders. They're all unsweetened also

because I don't want sugar in my coffee. Yeah, I want to read the sugar though as I see them. Some of

them might have. Well, this one says no sugar added. Does that mean like no sugar? All of these have

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