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Matt and Doree's Eggcellent Adventure: An IVF Journey

Ep 274: Top Shelf

Matt and Doree's Eggcellent Adventure: An IVF Journey

Matt Mira and Doree Shafrir

Health & Fitness, Comedy, Parenting, Kids & Family

4.82.2K Ratings

🗓️ 20 April 2020

⏱️ 49 minutes

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Summary

Matt's exhausted after putting together a huge IKEA shelving unit for Doree. We hear more stories of family drama, as well as a question from a listener about how to encourage her older sister to do IVF. And we hear from a listener who's feeling guilty about enjoying this time.

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0:00.0

Oh, hello everyone welcome to Matt Dory's eggs and adventure. It's Matt. Hi, Dory. Here we are. Yep, day 544.

0:20.0

It does feel never ending. We've sent for you. We hope you've received this. Yeah, so it continues.

0:34.5

I'm trying to think of what I did this week. You put together a very large shelving unit in my office.

0:42.4

Yeah, so if anyone follows me, well, it was actually close friends only on that one. So Dory says, hey, if I get a bookcase, can you assemble it?

0:56.0

I believe I showed it to you. I believe I have paid attention to it. And I said, sure.

1:04.0

And then one, two, three, four, five, six, seven boxes showed up from IKEA.

1:13.2

And they sat there from, why went to the air Tuesday? Yeah. So they sat for five days.

1:24.8

And then all of a sudden a box gets unpacked. Two of them. And I see glass. And I'm like, what is this bookcase?

1:39.2

And then yesterday I decided to do my wife the service of building it.

1:49.7

I had her sort some parts. And that was the extent to which I allowed her to help.

1:57.6

I did offer to help several times. Yes, but I said, oh, it'll be a lot easier if I just do it on my own. Turns out it was.

2:06.2

So I did it. I estimated it would take six to eight hours. I think I got it done in six with two breaks.

2:17.2

And I built a fucking enormous bookcase looking at it right now. It's got a central cabinet location,

2:29.6

bottom doors and top doors. The top doors are glass. The shelves in the top section of the middle are also glass.

2:37.6

Yes. It's wild. I mean, I guess you could buy multiples of those and just ride it along the whole room.

2:48.2

Yeah, it's modular. You can get as many as you want. That's why they were extra brackets that I'm guessing.

2:54.6

Probably because I tried to follow the instructions to the letter. And like all IKEA things, once you build one,

3:02.8

the next one becomes much easier.

3:08.7

Bo is barking. I'm very confused what's happening in this house.

3:14.4

Just keep podcasting. I'm potting. So yeah, I spent all night doing that. It was very tiresome.

3:23.6

Then I had to clean up what I would describe as a factory's worth of cardboard

3:31.6

because all of the stuff shipped in cardboard, luckily, recycling bin was empty.

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