Ep. 274: "Lord Sword"
Roderick on the Line
Merlin Mann
4.8 • 1.1K Ratings
🗓️ 22 January 2018
⏱️ 90 minutes
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Summary
The Problem: Three days is exactly enough time to really feel your death.
Recorded live on Tuesday January 16th for SF Sketchfest at Gateway Theatre in San Francisco.
Photo credit: Kevin Sliech.
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| 0:00.0 | Hi John. |
| 0:07.0 | Hi, Hi, Merlin. |
| 0:08.0 | How's it going? |
| 0:11.0 | Good. |
| 0:12.0 | This is so weird. This is so weird. This is so weird. |
| 0:15.0 | There's so many people here and I can't get sick. |
| 0:19.0 | I cannot be sick. |
| 0:21.0 | Don't blow your flu on Merlin. I'm trying to play it off legit but I've been |
| 0:27.1 | fucking Howard Hughes all night. Everything is literally asses and literally elbows. |
| 0:32.0 | Very nice to meet you. Shall we do the bump? I made him hug me and I actually was so sick three days ago. |
| 0:39.5 | You were so... I was so sick. My daughter threw up on me as kids do I don't know but it's lovely when they do it |
| 0:47.4 | yeah it's so sweet yeah when you're a parent cherish those moments and someone had been feeding |
| 0:51.7 | her cheetos so it was like a thing that was never going to come out. |
| 0:56.0 | And then 60 hours to the minute later, I felt really bad inside. But a little child I refused to throw up because I am a big boy and so I fought it just valiantly fought it for 12 straight hours of just like misery. |
| 1:17.4 | So you were on the verge, and you knew that you could have some, did you feel like it was going to be |
| 1:21.7 | relief or would you be so |
| 1:23.1 | mad at yourself for giving up that it wouldn't even feel good at a certain point I |
| 1:26.1 | wanted the relief and then I could not what about what about downstairs was it totally |
| 1:31.9 | an upstairs it was one of those things that could go either direction. |
| 1:34.8 | I'm standing at the crossroads. Yeah. |
| 1:37.8 | And an angry kathulu inside. |
| 1:40.0 | And I'll decide, I'll decide which way I'm going. Don't you worry about that? |
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