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We Might Be Drunk

Ep 273: Adam Carolla

We Might Be Drunk

Sam Morril and Mark Normand

Comedy, Tv & Film

4.72.8K Ratings

🗓️ 2 March 2026

⏱️ 89 minutes

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Summary

Mark and Sam welcome Adam Carolla and it’s an all-timer. They dive into vintage Porsches, Seinfeld snubs, jerk-off techniques, nanny scandals, and the rich-man-poor-man bit that refuses to die. Plus, boutique hotel bathroom horror stories, public toilet paper rage, and why you should never ask someone to guess how much your sweater costs. Sponsored by: Get 20% off your first order at Lucy https://Lucy.co/DRUNK — promo code DRUNK Try QUO for free + 20% off your first 6 months https://quo.com/WMBD Get 60% off your first box from Tempo https://TempoMeals.com/DRUNK Start selling with Shopify for $1/month https://shopify.com/drunk Subscribe to We Might Be Drunk: https://bit.ly/SubscribeToWMBDMerch: https://wemightbedrunkpod.com/ Clips Channel: https://bit.ly/WMBDClips Sam Morril: https://punchup.live/sammorril/tickets Mark Normand: https://punchup.live/marknormand/tickets ⸻ Produced by Gotham Production Studios: https://www.gothamproductionstudios.com @GothamProductionStudios | Producer: https://www.instagram.com/mrmatthewpeters #WeMightBeDrunk #MarkNormand #SamMorril #AdamCarolla #Lucy #QUO #TempoMeals #Shopify #ComedyPodcast #StandUpComedy #BodegaCatWhiskey Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0

Hey, folks, we're here. We might be drunk. We're back. We got Adam Carolla.

0:11.8

Yeah, good to be here.

0:12.8

Legend of the radio airwaves. We heard that you're a Scotch guy. Mm-hmm. Oh, yeah.

0:18.9

Are we doing an afternoon scotch? I'll take a taste if you got a product. I mean, we got a ton of shit. Oh, yeah. Well, you guys got a rye, right? You want to drink our stuff? Yes. All right, let's do three bodega cats on the rocks. Yeah. All right. By the way, is that a California split screen saver? Yes, sir. Whoa. You fucking nerd. That's a good movie. Oh, yeah.

0:40.8

Elliot Gould. By the way, is that a California split screen saver? Yes, sir. Whoa. You fucking nerd.

0:38.8

That's a good movie.

0:40.1

Oh, yeah.

0:40.8

Elliot Gould, leading Jew.

0:43.2

He was weird on your show, right?

0:44.8

Oh, my God.

0:45.7

That was the craziest interview ever.

0:48.7

And I don't know if it was some sort of art installment he he was doing like on stage like I don't I interviewed him

0:58.3

I mean people can go back and listen to it just single word answers combative weird and

1:04.9

on stage in front of a yes audience I was at that taping it was in the audience you were there

1:10.6

yeah weird right yeah yeah as a? Yeah, I mean, if you, if you have, look, if you have a low threshold for discomfort, then it was really tough. But if you thought it, if you think weird is kind of cool, that was weird. It was awkward. It was like performance art. Yeah, it was. Yeah, it was. very honest wonderful lot he's getting is do you think weird is kind of cool. That was weird. It was awkward. It was like performance art.

1:28.3

Yeah, it was. He's getting, do you think he has all his marbles up there? Oh, yeah.

1:33.5

I've heard him on other interviews. He's sharp. He's funny. He's witty. I think he's got a beef.

1:37.7

Was he forced to eat it? I don't, okay, but you guys know this as well as anybody. Some people,

1:44.0

if they don't have a magnificent sense of humor, like he's a really good comedic actor, but he probably doesn't have the chops to just be up on stage in a life situation.

1:54.5

So what they do is they pick a kind of weird negative things.

1:59.7

Like think about morning DJs who have nothing to say.

2:04.7

They're mean.

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