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Recorded live from beautiful downtown Witches Tit USA.

It's the professional left with drift glass and blue gal.

Just so people don't think that we're being sexist here that's actually from Thomas Pynchon, Gravity's Rape-Bow.

Science fiction, yeah.

Colder than a witch's tit, colder than a bucket of a penguin shit, colder than the hair

on a polar bear's ass, colder than the hair on a polar bear's ass colder than the frost on a

champagne glass so and he probably got it from eons mom that from a guy at a bar yeah it's attributed to

thomas pinchett okay and it's cold it's cold it's just it's just cold baby it's cold and you know what

we've got all of half an inch of snow on the ground here so we do for boston i feel so you know i

lived in boston for 14 years so yeah yeah i have been through snow and cold there many times.

And I live in Chicago for many long years and lived through many blizzards there.

And I feel for the good people of Boston who are digging out from under just a staggering amount of snow.

Less so for the people of New York because, you know, it's just, they're so, they're so snobbish anyway.

Well, that's the center of the universe.

It is.

I love our New York City listeners.

I have many people in New York City. So, all right.

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