Ep 272: Can You Smell a Cheater?

The Judgies

Cloud10

Improv, Comedy

4.7 • 2.3K Ratings

🗓️ 25 August 2025

⏱️ 96 minutes

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In this episode, we talk about: a colonoscopy truth being REVEALED, a kid who keeps using a neighbor's doggy door, a girlfriend who REALLY wants to sniff some balls to try to find out about infidelity, a listener detailing a stinky boy relationship and its fall out, and a guy uses a spreadsheet to try to recoup some cash from his dates. We also go over how often we do each body function in this week's circle jurdge! ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Judgies Merch is Available HERE!⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Want fun, cool stickers and MORE? ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠www.aurorascreaturecorner.store⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Palestine Children's Relief Fund⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Donation Link Edited by: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://www.youtube.com/@currentlyblinking⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://twitter.com/currentlyblink⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://tiktok.com/@currently.blinking⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Our Patreon is officially open, if you want to see extra content go check it out! ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://www.patreon.com/JudgiesPod ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Send us mail! (Addressed However You'd Like) P.O. Box 58 Ottawa, IL 61350 Leave a Review! ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/the-judgies/id1519741238⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Follow us on Twitter: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://twitter.com/judgiespod⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Follow us on Instagram: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://instagram.com/judgiespod⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Intro Music by: Iván ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://open.spotify.com/artist/5gB2VvyqfnOlNv37PHKRNJ?si=f6TIYrLITkG2NZXGLm_Y-Q&dl_branch=1⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Time Stamps: 0:00 Intro 4:04 Crying Over a Video Game Girl 19:24 Broke Up W/Girlfriend Because She Gained Weight 38:49 Break 40:59 CJ: Condiment Kinsey Scale 59:06 LS Sound 1:01:48 LS Story 1:13:35 BF Peed the Bed 1:24:22 Outro Story Links: ⁠Story Links: AIO - a little kid keeps breaking into my house AITAH for not wanting my partner to "sniff test" my crotch anytime I've been out DELETED He’s been pursuing me, then sent me a spreadsheet asking to be reimbursed for our dates?? Am I overreacting? Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:38.2	latest, juiciest gossip from the world of reality TV.
0:41.2	Our podcast brings you an unfiltered, no holds bar, take on everything happening in the
0:45.5	reality TV universe.
0:46.8	We bring me weekly recaps and the hottest tea from all your favorite reality TV shows.
0:51.5	So listen to reality receipts wherever you get your podcast. Hello boys, hello gals, hello non-binary pals, and welcome back to the number one judgeiest place on the entire internet.
1:27.6	My name is Josh, and I am the one who is on tempo.
1:30.8	I am fuck.
1:32.4	I am Rick and I fucked it up.
1:36.2	And I'm Christian and I go by the beat of my own drum.
1:39.5	And we are the judges.
1:41.8	Back and auroraer than ever hello what do we do and gang
1:47.8	officially ex-girlfriend of the pod i fucking hate you you're done we ended we ended that joke
1:55.7	oh we did no you're done as in i'm breaking up with you for real this time. No. Oh. No. I misread. No, I still love this man. Well, you could still love him and not be with him. And I want to be with him. Oh, okay, that's different. Hey, and the feelings mutual folks. We're together. Ew. And we always have been. Ew. And guess what? Gross. We we always have been.
2:18.3	Ew. And guess what?
2:19.3	Gross.
2:20.5	We haven't always been.
2:21.8	In about one.
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