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This Is Important

Ep 271: Separating The Art From The Sandwich Artist

This Is Important

iHeartPodcasts

Society & Culture, Comedy

59.7K Ratings

🗓️ 11 November 2025

⏱️ 46 minutes

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Today, this is what's important:

Panda Express, sandwhich shops, California Raisins, hot brand spot models, Hamburger Helper, space, guns, & more. 

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0:00.0

This is an IHeart podcast.

0:05.9

Welcome to This Is Important, a production of IHeart Radio, the show where we talk about what's obviously most critically, crucially important.

0:17.1

Today on This Is Important.

0:19.5

I eat a foot long veggie.

0:21.3

Fuck with me.

0:22.3

That's the kind of show where you have to watch it bent over the ottoman to hide your boner.

0:27.3

You know they've established that the food pyramid is absolute bullshit.

0:34.9

Let's go!

0:44.7

Pop! Let's go What's up What's up my little pandas?

0:48.1

Panda Panda Panda What is up, baby

0:49.9

Panda Panda Panda Panda

0:51.2

This is not a sponsored

0:52.8

How have they not made that commercial? This is not sponsored. It says Panda Express. It's literally, we're not getting paid for it, but it's... Correct. Yeah. This is free marketing right here, people. Yeah. Well, we talked about Panda Express, which... Yeah, I'm going to keep talking about it. Yeah, and then they gave us this coats.

1:29.6

And I also have a coat, but it's, it's, um, it's not with me right now, which is a bummer. I love Panetta Express so much. I'm not being paid to say this. I love it. But when's the last time you've had it? Mm. Uh-oh. Well, cats out of the bag. They gave us a gift card.

1:29.9

Yeah.

1:30.9

And you used it already?

2:18.5

Yeah. And you used it already? 50 bucks. Oh, you did? Yeah. Oh, yeah. Big ups. Big ups. A PIN Express fairly close to your house. Without the gift card, I've been there in the last month by myself. Wow. That's the only way I go. Wow. Dude, I got to a mini mall or whatever during like between soccer games and my kid was playing. And I was like, I got to get just like a, I went to Jersey mics. The line was out the door. Love me some Jersey mics. I don't. Panda was next door. And I was like, you don't like Jersey mics? You don't like Jersey mics? No, I do. I like Jersey mics. I wouldn't say it's my top three sandwich shops of my fast casuals. There's only three shops. I like Jimmy Johns a lot more. Oh, no. When's the last time you had them back to back? That's a fact, Jack.

2:19.5

I don't know if I've ever had them back to back.

2:22.0

But I mean, like, I'm saying, like, you've had it,

2:24.4

and then you had the other one soon after.

2:26.6

I won't.

2:27.1

I'm not saying it's a bad sandwich.

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