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We Might Be Drunk

Ep 271: Mark Normand & Sam Morril - Might Be Drunk

We Might Be Drunk

Sam Morril and Mark Normand

Comedy, Tv & Film

4.72.8K Ratings

🗓️ 16 February 2026

⏱️ 79 minutes

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Summary

No guest this week, but Mark and Sam go deep on panic attacks, peeves, pills, and why reservation apps are domestic terrorists. From Good Will Smith Hunting to frozen BMW gas caps, basketball injuries, and the return of the poo poo platter, it’s a classic chaotic solo ep. Sponsored by: Willie’s Remedy+Order now at https://drinkwillies.com and use code WMBD for 20% off of your first order + free shipping on orders over $95, and enjoy life in the high country. Mars MenFor a limited time, our listeners get 50% off FOR LIFE, Free Shipping, AND 3 Free Gifts at https://Mengotomars.com ShopifySign up for your one-dollar-per-month trial and start selling today at https://shopify.com/drunk Subscribe to We Might Be Drunk: https://bit.ly/SubscribeToWMBD Merch: https://wemightbedrunkpod.com/ Clips Channel: https://bit.ly/WMBDClips Sam Morril: https://punchup.live/sammorril/tickets Mark Normand: https://punchup.live/marknormand/tickets Produced by Gotham Production Studios: https://www.gothamproductionstudios.com@GothamProductionStudios | Producer: https://www.instagram.com/mrmatthewpeters #WeMightBeDrunk #MarkNormand #SamMorril #WilliesRemedy #MarsMen #Shopify #ComedyPodcast #StandUpComedy #BodegaCatWhiskey Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0

Hey everybody we're here solo solo up nice I like a solo yeah no pressure no dead weight

0:12.6

fucking bert carola Adam we get it you're comedians no I'm just kidding no it's good to

0:20.1

sometimes we we have shit we want to go back and forth with and we hold it because, you know, you want to be a good host. Yes, of course. But, hey, it's 28 degrees out, which feels like Hawaiian tropic. I know. It's like feeling great. I know. I love it. I walked around. Got some set of my tits. I walked a couple miles the other day, and it was fucking freezing, but you throw some longerjons on.

0:41.1

You're fine. love it. I walked around, got some son of my tits. I walked a couple miles the other day,

0:38.5

and it was fucking freezing, but you throw some longijons on. You're fine. I mean, you kind of feel good after a while. Yeah, but that prick Punksitani Phil, he fucked us. Six more weeks of winter. Oh, yeah. For that damn groundhog, that fat, furry cunt. You were talking about that Chevy Chase stock.

0:55.0

Oh, yeah.

0:55.6

What do you think?

0:56.3

Well, I watched the Mel Brooks and then I watched Chevy. damn groundhog that fat furry cunt you were talking about that Chevy Chase stock oh yeah what do you

0:55.9

think well I watched the Mel Brooks and I got I'm gonna watch Mel Brooks uh Mel Brooks I hear it's amazing

1:01.2

Mel Brooks is great because he's so cute and likable and fun and then Chevy's like prick asshole

1:06.0

gentile it could be a more opposite I was in a green room of a comedy club, and we were trying to get the game on, and it wouldn't go through. All we had was this shit. We were watching the Chevy Chase thing, and I was like, you're not even going to try to be likable? I know, I know. But they showed two sides of them. His wife was like, I don't know what you guys are talking about. He's the sweetest man. when I was pregnant, I was ill, and he nursed me back to health all alone.

1:30.5

He loves his daughters.

1:29.5

So he's clearly... I don't know what you guys are talking about. He's the sweetest man. When I was pregnant, I was ill, and he nursed me back to health all alone.

1:45.6

He loves his daughters. So he's clearly got some issues. I'm not sure how I feel about all these docs coming out where, like, the person the the doc is about is involved in the dock. Yeah, it's like a PR thing. Yeah. Is that what it is? Well, it's also, though, but it's also weird when it comes out just when they die, and then you're like, did he molest that person?

1:45.7

You know, it's like, it is? Well, it's also, but it's also weird when it comes out just when they die, and then you're like, did he molest that person?

1:50.3

You know, it's like, it is weird when, either way, it's weird.

1:51.6

It's like the Bill Maher point.

1:53.7

He's like, it's called Allen versus Pharaoh.

1:54.6

It's all Pharaoh.

1:55.3

Yeah.

1:56.5

We don't hear Woody Allen's side.

1:58.9

He was in the Epstein. I said that about Epstein. He died. We didn't get to hear enough of his ideas.

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