Andy, it's Todd. I just made you the little recording if I was the president of the United States.

Now, I'm on the treadmill right now. Now I'm thinking, should I send it? And that's the problem. I think every time I make something, I overthink it.

I said some words wrong, but I'm sending it to you.

So play this one first, and please follow my cues for music to a T.

Please, thank you.

Hi, this is Todd Glass, and if I was the president of the United States, what would I do?

Cue the music.

I don't like that music. It was too loud, and it got in the way of what I was going to say.

I could tell the minute it came on.

Come on.

When I see cue the music, it means you bring in some tasteful music.

Maybe trumpets, but not too loud.

There you go.

Well, I'll tell you what I would do if I was the president of the United States.

Some older people, mostly all, they think, oh, young people don't buy our bullshit because they're getting

dumber and dumber. Why aren't these young people buying what we're saying? Oh my God,

are they getting smarter than us? So would I say this? If you're older, if I was the president

in the United States and you're older and you weren't helping with whatever the new cause was

recycling of the environment a certain kindness that we're trying to treat other people with

if you weren't helping you're not doing anything you're fine you're you fight, fight it, we euthanize you. Yeah.

We, we, that's what we got to do. You go, oh, I don't know about this new thing that's come

along. Okay, that's fine. Can you just sit back and not get in our way? Now, or put them, uh, maybe drowned them. I don't know, something painless. Is that the joking part of what I said or is that the serious part of what I said? I don't know. But I know if there was a fire, a big raging fire, and all the neighbors were helping trying to put it out before

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