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it's Jordan Jesse go I'm Jesse Thornton America's radio sweetheart Jordan Morris boy detective beautiful damn Los Angeles Jordan yeah hey Jesse did you notice that I'm reeling I notice that you are reeling can I tell you why because we're in Carolina Kentucky oh no no I meant like emotionally reeling

but then why are you doing that dance oh this is that's just like a cardio things that I do I'm having heart problems Scotland you know what can you can you bring in our guests and then I can tell you why I'm reeling because I like to get his take on this

absolutely a favorite guest on this program last heard on the on the legendary Bud light lime episode I wasn't present for the Bud light lime episode but it did take place in my house

well I wasn't there comedian writer actor Mr. Dave for it's how are you sir I'm great how are you guys good we're good today can I tell you why I'm reeling I want to know yesterday at lunch in the wild I heard a sling blade impression

I heard a guy do the sling blade voice this is huge I and I you sure you weren't just looking at a Buzzfeed page top 10 90 impressions top 10 asshole impressions no I was I think Buzzfeed was not involved okay where were you I was at a restaurant what restaurant important I was at I was at Dr. Huggley Woggley's barbecue okay you brought this on yourself yeah end of end of seconds

that's not a real restaurant it's totally a real restaurant it's in Van A's it's you know what I've actually heard of this place it's I you know I went to it because Adam Corolla is always talking it up it's a big Corolla

Fave it's called Dr. Huggley Woggley's H O G L Y and I was Woggley spelled huh W O G traditional spelling oh double G yeah no one G one G on Woggley okay can I ask you a question you may is the proprietor of this restaurant a cartoon goat in a waste coat

God yeah you can feed him a can in lieu of paying him for the meal if you bring a tin can with a floppy top you will eat the you will eat the top it's one of the best deals in town yeah so yeah it's in it's in this real kind of crummy neighborhood of Van A's you know big big leather booths just kind of water colors of you know landscapes on the wall describe what Van A's is to like a crummy place

like just this real this real crummy place it's kind of north of north of Hollywood it's where porn and murder happened yeah there you go sometimes in tandem yes the best kind yeah yeah it's a kind of place that seems like it should be abandoned but isn't quite right yeah it's yeah it's what what I mean if Detroit didn't have its thriving juggalo industry

what what Van A's needs is some juggalos no it's kind of you know we we were we were supposed to tape yesterday you weren't feeling well so I'm like well hey I've got a free afternoon I'm going to go to this barbecue place that I've heard nothing I'm a hit up Woggley I'm going to hit up I'm going to have hog wags Dr. hog wags sure yeah so you know it's a 30 30 minute drive so I drove up there and you know join a nice nice nice pork sandwich sure

in a booth yeah pulled pork yeah pulled pork coleslaw on top mmm side of baked beans slots on a little bit of sweet a little bit of sweet in those beans and and I just heard from behind me mm-hmm I'm I like some nice hot mustard on my french fried taters

okay well I I'd like to say this I was expecting it to be apropos of nothing mm-hmm as in a completely unmotivated sling blade impression I want to say I hate it a little less because he was in fact enjoying french fried

potatoes but I don't I still feel empty I don't you know that's I mean I'm that's a great explanation is that he was maybe I didn't notice what he was eating it didn't

occur to me to look at this guy's plate well we're french fried potatoes possible to be or like could you get that I think so I think so okay yeah would you do you

think in retrospect that you would have felt more full spiritually if you had her if Jordan had heard this

sling blade impression say at a bank window um like we're in an interaction with a teller I think all can I get some I've never seen sling blade I don't even really

remember how the impression I get some 10s and 20s yeah it's a nice hot mustard on my on my money which I eat I'm retarded the only way

that I would have felt not completely empty as if it was during a conversation that you had with Billy Bob

for your friend and confidence it is it is weird that for a while that was like like this is a small

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