I'll now hand you over to my best man, Eddie.

Wow, wow, wow, second time's a charm, eh, Billy Boy?

Oh God.

Substitution, courtesy of Paddy Power, embarrassing Eddie, makes way for sensible Samuel.

Cool, that was close.

You might not always pick the right starter, but your sub can still deliver,

because with Paddy's super sub, your bet rolls over to the player coming on. Panny Power. Valid on selected leagues and markets only. Pre-match and in-play bets on qualifying player outcome selections only. T's and Clusions apply. 18 plus scummelware.org. Ah, yeah. So, Benny has really blossomed this term. You're telling me, he outgrew his bike. We sold it, on eBay. Oh, that's not quite what I meant. It's free to sell on there. Free to sell? Easy too. Sold Benny's bike, your guitar, my jacket. You sold my guitar? Shall we talk about Benny? When it's this easy to sell for free, you can't help but say when it's eBay.

Things people love. T's and Cs apply. Exclused vehicles.

Three, two, one.

All right, everybody.

Now, peek behind the curtain.

We've had some technical difficulties today.

And so we're going to do everything the way that some of our listeners enjoy it at triple speed.

Really?

Yeah.

Which listeners?

That's the only way to do it.

You just got to do as fast as possible, Paula.

So, Bonnie, interrupt me really fast.

God damn it, Bonnie.

You know what?

Someone has to make, and I guess it's going to fall to me,

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