it's time for team of trash talk with tracy and noel hello and welcome to teen mom trash talk this is episode

270 i'm your host comedian tracy carnazzo joined by my equal host comedian w, Noel W. Herzog, the Sicilian serpent. I like being an equal host. I like that you're my equal host, too. I have lipstick on my teeth just forever, every day. You love that, though. You actually put your lipstick on your teeth on purpose, right? I do. I think it's a new look. Do you think that'll come in style? I think it's here. I think it's here to stay. I am groundbreaking is what you're saying. I just choked as I was talking. I'm groundbreaking. Last night I hosted a show at New York Comedy Club and it was the two hosts of Are You Garbage and then their producer. I love them. they're so funny so uh i bring up the producer

first and i'm like you could hear him on are you garbage then the second uh guy comes up kevin ryan

and i'm like uh he's the host of are you garbage and then uh h polly comes on who's the third

who's the other host and i'm like he's the host of r u garbage they must think that I was just making up it's like is everyone just I should have brought up the next comic and be like she's also

the host of are you garbage everyone's the host of are you garbage I'm the host of are you garbage and

you are the host of are you garbage you know what's funny is in my mind it was guys we fucked

okay okay I'm very tired i see that also

um i've been on both of those podcasts so check out my episodes those girls make me l-ohel yes they

love them they're silly gooses they're silly geese i love them i karen had just a shirt no she had just a shirt on in her picture from Skangfest. Okay. You could see like the top of her vagina meat. I could see her non-existent C-section. Yes, yes. And I was like, oh, I see that you don't need a bikini wax. That's what I see. I like it. Oh, boy. If you guys want to hear more about If you guys want to hear about the trip with my mom

this week, I like it. Oh boy. If you guys want to hear more about you guys want to hear about the trip with my mom this

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It's down there. It's down there. If you guys are listening to us on audio, go subscribe to us on YouTube. If you're watching us on YouTube, you think you're ugly. Just subscribe to us on audio. I like that you're wearing all shades of pink, by the way. Thank you so much. It's like purples and pinks. You look very good. It's your crown jewel colors. Thank you. Thanks for noticing. I will always notice. I'm just chugging the soda because I just had so much sodium, like my month's intake of sodium. Oh, that's good. So it's good to balance it out. Well, no, I had water, but now I need something sugar. Yeah. No, everything's fine. Season one,

episode six and seven. Salty sugar.

Uh-huh. Episode six and seven of, um, the new chapter. I took notes like a moron. Okay. So I was going to say, Tracy, taking notes for this was rough, right? It was rough. So here's the thing. I started off taking notes about Kate and Ty, right?

Then I turned to the next page and I took notes for Leah.

But I only have one line for each girl.

And then I just started taking them all together.

So I had to actually put numbers on my sections on where to go.

It's like a choose your adventure notes.

I have Kate, Leah, Bree, Cheyenne, Ashley, Group. Okay. And one line for every girl. I figured it out. But it's not good. Like, we're going to have to do a lot of jumping. Let's jump. Jump around. Jump around. Jump up. Jump up. And just, yeah. Jump yeah jump jump exactly like that oh boy uh we're gonna start off uh season one episode six and seven i think we should do the episode separate yeah that i

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