Ep. #270: Brooks Brown, the 3rd Columbine Shooter That Wasn't

The Doug Stanhope Podcast

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🗓️ 8 August 2018

⏱️ 100 minutes

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Summary

Doug reconnects with Brooks Brown, a student at Columbine High School during the Massacre that took place on April 20th 1999 in Littleton, Colorado. Brooks is known mostly as the student who was told to go home by Eric Harris, one of the shooters, just minutes prior to the shooting.
Recorded July 10th, 2018 at the World Famous Comedy Store in Hollywood, CA with Doug Stanhope (@DougStanhope), Brooks Brown, and Ggreg Chaille (@gregchaille). Produced by Brett Erickson (@iBrettmypants ) & Edited by Chaille.
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0:00.0	I'm in the new shower and I'm thinking, uh, if I'm an old person, sometimes I don't
0:25.4	know if it's my age or my brain cells where I'm thinking sometimes when I've got my
0:33.5	eyes closed because the shower is in my face and I'm scrubbing my scalp and I get a
0:38.6	little dizzy and a little bit of my equilibrium is off. I go, wow, in this new shower, this half pod,
0:49.9	yeah, you can't fall down and break a hip like old people do in a shower.
0:54.6	Like in the old bathtub, that filthy old bathtub that was there, yeah, you could slip and fall
0:59.6	and die like Elvis. It's like it's like it's like it's like a vertical like sleep chamber on alien.
1:05.8	Yeah, sleepers. Yeah. Woody Allen put it up right there. Anyway, you could basically slide up
1:12.4	against it and then slide like fall up against it, but you can't move too far and then you just
1:16.9	kind of slide down your skin. It's like the guilt that we've talked about in older podcasts
1:23.9	where it's so small, you can't you can't slip and fall in the fucking shower and die unless you
1:28.9	smash through the glass. Anyway, listen, this is this is just us talking. This podcast that we're
1:38.7	about to get into is pre-recorded, but I wanted to set it up a because in just a few days, August 12,
1:52.2	Sunday of the year of our Lord, 2018 is the eBay Yard sale. That's the start. It's going to run
2:01.6	from Sunday to Sunday from the 12th to the 19th. So it starts in the morning of the 12th Sunday.
2:09.4	Yeah. And then it's going to end the last, they go out, they roll out, right? Not everything
2:14.3	all at once. Yeah, one we've done them before, like the football helmets and stuff. She would do like
2:20.8	one piece per hour. I don't even know how many things we have. We have obviously we have
2:28.8	tour suits, some of my brilliant stage outfits. My 70s herb tarlick anchor man, herb tarlick
2:42.3	ish. You don't have herb tarlicks to suit. No, not from WKRP and Cincinnati. Those you know,
2:50.0	though, what the fuck I wear. Listener guys sitting at work. I agree. I have six suits in there
2:56.2	beating on the horn of your forklift and knowing there's no horn there, but you're beeping and
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