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Chris Cruz, how long you've been married?

A month?

Not very long now.

You know how you can tell when someone is single or hasn't been

married very long? How can you tell Jeffrey? Well as you know I mean I'm fortunate

enough to have a little cave room that they let me work out of.

I call it in office but really it's just a little hole in the back corner and it's an old makeup

room and they were like yeah just let

Jeff have it it's fine don't just let him have they can be back there we don't want anybody

the noise back there it's in the back corner of the makeup rooms just let him be

but in that room is a bathroom, right? So I mean it's got a sink, a shower, a toilet, it's nice.

I don't ever use the shower, but I could if I wanted to. It's there to be used.

And so Chris and I are in there earlier and he has to use the restroom

and it's fine I mean if he doesn't want to I'm not gonna make him walk to the

public restroom while he and I are talking in my office that's fine that's the kind of nice

guy I am and so he uses the restroom now let me ask you a question how can you tell

again I ask the question how can you tell someone who is single or hasn't been married very long?

A toilet seat.

Bingo, I walk back in there not long ago and I see the toilet seat up completely

unacceptable. Completely unacceptable. Now you and I aren't married although we spend enough time together I'll give you that but that cannot happen all right that is unacceptable

if your wife or my wife were to come in and just, you know, come in and

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