Let's talk about the internet.

The internet is a dreary garbage strewn wasteland populated by barely sentient trolls and zombies.

The internet is a portal into the darkest, foulest, most disgusting recesses of the human

soul.

The internet is, I'm convinced, a blight on mankind.

The internet is certainly a net negative for the human race.

There are some positive aspects to it, but the positive aspects are so vastly outweighed

by the negative that it's almost embarrassing to bring up the positives at this point.

It's embarrassing to look at a whole of the destruction.

This thing has rocked on mankind and to say, well, yeah, but it helps me stay in touch

with my friends and family.

And yes, I say this as a person on the internet who uses the internet to make a living.

I'm using this internet, the internet to send this message that is anti-internet and

I am a person who makes a living on the internet.

I understand all that.

Okay.

I understand the irony.

You may even call me a hypocrite.

Maybe I am a hypocrite.

I hope I'm not.

I'm not trying to be.

That's not my point here, but if that's the accusation you want the lob against me, you're

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