Ep 269: Adam Ray

We Might Be Drunk

Sam Morril and Mark Normand

Comedy, Tv & Film

4.7 • 2.8K Ratings

🗓️ 2 February 2026

⏱️ 109 minutes

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Summary

Mark and Sam are joined by Adam Ray for a loose, hungover, anything-goes episode that starts in chaos and somehow gets worse. They break down a brutal night out after the Comedy Cellar, Santino sightings, canceled shows, icy NYC misery, and drunken bar decisions that spiral fast. Adam dives into stand-up war stories, crowd psychology, bombing vs. crushing, celebrity impressions, and why timing and confidence are everything. There’s talk of Hollywood rooms, green rooms, ego checks, dating disasters, and the strange math of who looks hot after enough drinks. Classic shop talk, brutal honesty, and a lot of laughs from three comics who’ve seen it all and are still confused by it. Go to https://Lucy.co/DRUNK and use promo code DRUNK to get 20% off your first order. To get simple, online access to personalized, affordable care for ED, Hair Loss, Weight Loss, and more, visit https://Hims.com/DRUNK Let Rocket Money help you reach your financial goals faster. Join at https://RocketMoney.com/DRUNK Sign up for your one-dollar-per-month trial and start selling today at https://shopify.com/drunk Subscribe to We Might Be Drunk: https://bit.ly/SubscribeToWMBD Merch: https://wemightbedrunkpod.com/ Clips Channel: https://bit.ly/WMBDClips Adam Ray: https://www.adamraycomedy.com Sam Morril: https://punchup.live/sammorril/tickets Mark Normand: https://punchup.live/marknormand/tickets ⸻ Produced by Gotham Production Studios: https://www.gothamproductionstudios.com @GothamProductionStudios Producer: https://www.instagram.com/mrmatthewpeters Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	Are we fucking rolling?
0:07.3	We're rolling.
0:07.8	We got that pick, two Peters I sent you?
0:09.7	Look at that.
0:10.6	Big Reiner, double R.
0:12.2	Oh, fuck.
0:13.1	Tim Dillon.
0:13.9	We're cooking.
0:16.6	Yeah.
0:17.5	Hung over.
0:18.0	He just made the wall.
0:19.8	Yeah, what took so long?
0:20.7	Who got bumped? Uh,. Burr. Bernie Mac, five second. That a lot of diversity. Wait, what? We lost Bernie? What do you want to take then? Well, yeah. Oh, that's out of shot. What if we move move on to yeah we'll figure it out all right
0:39.0	there's a bunch of dead people i'm fucking hurting dude i'm like i what was last night
0:44.1	Santino in town we were hanging at the cellar not the hottest crowd we were both a little annoyed
0:49.2	yeah i was like you want to hit a bar and it's like yeah we hit a fucking village haunt we get smashed nice good times
0:57.6	yeah well the last night was a rough night was the coldest day of the year so like half my shows got
1:02.5	canceled it was crazy and and we just we're just getting lit up and it's like i tried to get
1:08.0	normaned out i just missed oh yeah that's us last night night. We said you that because you were on the bridge already.
1:12.9	I was like, come on, come join us.
1:24.6	But we, yeah, we were getting hammered. Some girls on a date. And she was next to us and she was chatting us like while on the date. Then she was like making out with some Swedish guy. Whoa. And then she wouldn't go home with them.
1:26.3	So she just was hanging with us.
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