Ep 268: My Wife Thinks I'm Gay

The Judgies

Cloud10

Improv, Comedy

4.7 • 2.3K Ratings

🗓️ 28 July 2025

⏱️ 86 minutes

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Summary

In this episode, we talk about: someone who doesn't want to kiss their MIL's belly, a boyfriend who may or may not be jealous of a baby, a fart in a stairwell that didn't end well, a listener who discovered the worst thing about her date, and a wife who found out about her husband's experience on Omegle. We also sign some more bands to our record label! ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Judgies Merch is Available HERE!⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Want fun, cool stickers and MORE? ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠www.aurorascreaturecorner.store⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Palestine Children's Relief Fund⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Donation Link Edited by: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://www.youtube.com/@currentlyblinking⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://twitter.com/currentlyblink⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://tiktok.com/@currently.blinking⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Our Patreon is officially open, if you want to see extra content go check it out! ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://www.patreon.com/JudgiesPod ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Send us mail! (Addressed However You'd Like) P.O. Box 58 Ottawa, IL 61350 Leave a Review! ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/the-judgies/id1519741238⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Follow us on Twitter: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://twitter.com/judgiespod⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Follow us on Instagram: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://instagram.com/judgiespod⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Intro Music by: Iván ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://open.spotify.com/artist/5gB2VvyqfnOlNv37PHKRNJ?si=f6TIYrLITkG2NZXGLm_Y-Q&dl_branch=1⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Time Stamps: 0:00 Intro 6:14 Not Kissing MIL Belly 18:06 BF Jealous of a Baby 29:05 Fart Causing an Ordeal 35:12 Break 35:20 CJ: Even More Bands 48:00 LS Sound 51:05 LS: Dirty Bedroom 1:00:55 Wife Thinks I'm Fruity 1:22:09 Outro Story Links: Not Kissing MIL Belly BF Jealous of a Baby Fart Causing an Ordeal Wife Thinks I'm Fruity DELETED Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	Woo! The world is on fire! Let's watch a reality TV show and pretend it's not happening.
0:05.3	That's been my motto for all of 2025.
0:07.9	Hello, my name is Emily, and I am the host of She's Speaking with Emily Hanks,
0:12.8	and I talk about the TV shows that I watch to not feel the pain.
0:18.3	Just kidding. I'm not. If you would like to disconnect and focus on petty, pointless drama, come check out my podcast.
0:26.6	Available everywhere you listen. Hello, boys, gals, non-binary pals.
0:57.9	Welcome back to the judgiest place on the entire internet.
1:01.8	We checked.
1:03.0	My name's Josh and I am the fib one.
1:07.7	My.
1:09.1	All of Wisconsinites will know what fib means
1:11.4	oh fucking Illinois bastard
1:13.4	got it
1:13.9	well you can't say it at the top
1:15.1	Blake please bleak that
1:16.0	we're gonna get demonetized
1:16.9	oh my name's
1:18.9	Ricky
1:19.4	and my name's Christian
1:21.2	our judges
1:23.7	back in I'll bestardo
1:25.7	than ever
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