EP. 268: Classy Wh*re

CERTIFIED MAMA'S BOY with Steve Kramer

Steve Kramer

Comedy, Society & Culture

4.9 • 1.1K Ratings

🗓️ 21 April 2021

⏱️ 45 minutes

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0:00.0	Today's episode is rated PG-13, just a little heads up before we get started today, okay?
0:05.6	Because it's time here on this Wednesday, as we release the show, to it is a time for us to
0:11.4	look back on a moment in creamer history. And honestly, what I found in the archives today
0:18.2	must be the ultimate trashy conversation. Like, I'm legit embarrassed that this was even a normal
0:26.9	conversation on the radio. I would die if this was like on today's radio. And like,
0:33.2	first off, we totally get fired. Well, we at least get not happy conversations. Anyway,
0:39.6	you can decide how bad it is today on the show. Hi, my name is creamer and I am proud to admit that
0:44.6	I am a mama's boy. Not just any mama's boy. You're a certified mama's boy. And this is the
0:52.0	certified mama's boy podcast. Welcome to the certified mama's boy podcast. I'm Steve Kramer.
0:57.6	This is a feel good podcast. I do my mom every single day. Thank you for being here, by the way.
1:02.7	Really appreciate that. So, um, let's get the basics down here in case you're brand new.
1:08.9	Three principles we live. We laugh. We love my mom. We live our lives out loud. We laugh a lot.
1:13.2	And we love my mom. She's my co-host Nancy. Nancy, how mom? Hi, honey. You're gonna get us
1:18.2	canceled while you're on vacation. You may not have a job when you get back over.
1:25.8	Forgive me. All of you. I'm so sorry. I want to play a voicemail,
1:31.2	really quick podcast. My mom, by the way, is on vacation this week over Myrtle Beach,
1:35.1	South Carolina. South Carolina. South. And if you were here yesterday, my mom was already two
1:42.3	drinks in. And she, um, uh, she was drinking something with ice in it yesterday. What were you
1:48.0	drinking yesterday? I was drinking a lot of Katani. Okay. Well, apparently it was the ice
1:55.0	that was driving people crazy. I got a couple of messages about this here. Listen.
1:59.4	Listening to your podcast today, and I think I'm about 20 minutes in. And oh my gosh,
2:05.6	your mom, I get it that she's at the beach. And I would be drinking too. I would probably have
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