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This Is Important

Ep 267: Virtually Slurped

This Is Important

iHeartPodcasts

Society & Culture, Comedy

59.7K Ratings

🗓️ 7 October 2025

⏱️ 57 minutes

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0:00.0

This is an IHeart podcast.

0:07.0

The murder of an 18-year-old girl in Graves County, Kentucky, went unsolved for years,

0:14.0

until a local housewife, a journalist, and a handful of girls came forward with a story.

0:20.9

America, y'all better work the hell up.

0:22.9

Bad things happens to good people in small towns.

0:32.5

Listen to Graves County on the IHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcast.

0:38.5

And to binge the entire season, ad free, subscribe to Lava for Good Plus on Apple Podcasts.

0:47.9

Welcome to This Is Important, a production of IHeart Radio, the show where we talk about what's obviously most critically, crucially important.

0:59.1

Today on this is important.

1:01.5

I thought maybe it was just like a to-go, like ditty fucking dog.

1:05.3

So the rats were just feasting on the fucking old crusty cum.

1:10.0

Tell you what, that wasn't half bad.

1:17.0

Let's go.

1:20.5

Yeah, baby.

1:22.9

Guess you fat.

1:25.2

I'm your real nuts.

1:27.4

It's good to see you guys again. Where have you guys been? I feel like I've seen you. What's up, friends? What's up? Fuckin' best friends. Is it cold where you're at? You're wearing a full coat? Me? Oh, yeah. Today's kind of hot as shit out. Yeah. Me? Yeah. Oh, well, all right, cats out of the back. We just filmed a podcast episode. I didn't want to change your shirts. I put on a jacket to act like it's a different day. Oh, wow. It's the illusion. It's the grand illusion. I mean, I did the same thing. I just put on a different t-shirt. Yeah, the jacket. Okay. Oh, it's hot out here. office isn't air conditioned. Is it? Me? Yeah, I'm talking to you.

2:03.5

It is.

2:04.1

Okay.

2:04.7

It is. Okay. It is. You're talking to me? It is air condition, but like it gets loud and then there were people, you know, it's, you know. It's a whole thing. Hey, Adam, thank you for asking. I'm comfortable. Okay. Yeah, I don't want you to be uncomfy. I'm good. No. I'm good. It's natural. The weather's like, oh, muggy out here now. It's like mosquito central. Is it mean mugging you? The mosquitoes? It's mean mugging. There's so many fucking mosquitoes. I hate mosquitoes. Dude, have I told you guys about the mosquito thing I bought?

2:34.5

What?

2:35.3

Do tell.

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